my mum used to tell me, that if you lied you get a spot on your tongue so she could see. also that the fairy on top of the xmas tree would tell santa if i was naughty, and he would leave me a bag of coal and no pressies! she also used to call up the childrens home when i was very naughty so they could make an appointment to pick me up!! as i type this i realise i think i was a naughty kid!! lol, whats your stories?
2007-05-28 07:50:24 · 29 answers · asked by rachealuk 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh geez, so many things my mom said that I now know are crap, oh, she used to tell me if I played with my belly button then my butt would fall off, she told me to never stray from my "bike route" or she would know because she could see everything. thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-28 08:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by midnight*toker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats so funny they are so similar to the lies I was told except it was a black line down the tongue. I told all these to my kids too when they were little, like the fairy would tell if they were naughty. Eat your carrots so you can see in the dark you dont see a rabbit with glasses on.
All the dead pets, went to live on a farm because they found a wife/husband too.( I never told this to my kids though as I think this something kids need to deal with)
2007-05-28 07:53:57 · answer #2 · answered by tempest 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I was told she was at the grocery store and she accidentally switched bags with someone else, and that's how I ended up with her.
My dad used to take us from Mexico to Oklahoma (2 1/2 days by car) and of course, 2 hours after leaving, we would ask "How long till we get there?" and after years and years of answering the same thing, my parents started answering "3 hours" regardless of how long the journey.
My sister would call my house and pretend to be Santa's secretary to give my niece a scare by knowing Santa DID find out how bad she was.
My other sister used to tell my nephew there was a lizard in the house that would tell her everything her kids did while she was out. They behaved for like... 2 seconds maybe.
2007-05-28 07:57:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
my parents told me if ya stand in the middel of the todestoll ring the fairys would kidnap you, if i didnt do as i was told the birthday fairy wouldnt come told me that the easter bunny was an evil bunny that made childrens dreams into chocolate eats after he had stole them told me the tothefairy was an old women that liked to collect childrens teeth and leave money for them if i eat the curst off the bread my hair would go curly if i ate the seeds form the fruits that a tree would grow insted me there are so many my parents told me when i was littel i cant remeber them all -.- i belived most of them -.- witch is why i feel so stupid sometime but hay its whats parents do to keep the children undercontoll
2016-04-01 01:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We used to get a mysterious visit from Santa round about April every year. "Santa forgot to leave this at Christmas". The truth was that mum has a terrible memory and a toy would be found at the back of a cupboard. It was a nice treat.
2007-05-28 07:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by 👑 Hypocrite 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That if I continued being naughty I would be hit with a stick with a nail in it. I never did see that stick. Also that I would get a black line down my tongue if I lied.
2007-05-28 08:12:49 · answer #6 · answered by Poison 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That my mum had an eye (her driving eye no less) in the back of her head and that if i slept with my arms outside the covers they would turn to ice and drop off.
Stupidest has to be that the snakes in Jame Bond: Live and Let Die were battery powered snakes cos I'd think they were less scary...
2007-05-28 11:00:52 · answer #7 · answered by black cherry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At Swan Lake there are Cypress roots that grow right next to the water. There are hundreds of them, ranging from very small to about 2-3 feet tall. To keep my kids from getting too close the edge of the water, I would tell them that they were little children who didn't listen to their mommies and got too close, causing the fairies to turn them into wood.
I have four kids and this worked on all of them.
2007-05-28 08:14:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
My parents told us kids the usual lies...you know the ones around the holidays? But I told my own daughter one time that she was adopted and her real Mom was her school bus driver.
She cried and sobbed and I was so sorry...why did I do such a cruel thing. Lies about holidays are one thing but teasing type lies can leave lasting scars.
2007-05-28 10:06:12 · answer #9 · answered by justwondering 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
my mother would tell me it was 100oclock
to make me panic and go to bed
apparantly so i wouldnt play up
when getting out of my bed
very tired and grotty
the next day for infant school
i really did think there was a 100oclock
until i was about 9years old
2007-05-28 08:02:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was about 7, I saw the condom machine. I say "Dad, what's a condom?" And he started going "Err, ah, err, umm, it's like a baloon that you tie to the end of your bed" you chould have seen him sweat lol.
2007-05-28 08:01:20 · answer #11 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋