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....I thought salmonella was a spice.
It's not.
Is she taking advantage of my ignorance?

2007-05-28 06:17:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

No. Salmonella is little pieces of salmon. Kind of like salmon fish sticks. With the chicken, it will be kinda like a surf & turf. Enjoy !

2007-05-29 03:46:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Just nuke the hell out of it in the microwave and when it looks like fall-out and sets off your smoke alarm, it's safe to eat. Not exactly a gourmet feast but hey, a bum can't eat well EVERY day.

2007-05-28 09:04:06 · answer #2 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1 0

That's alright honey.. you can beat the salmonella out with a mallet.

2007-05-28 06:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by xx 3 · 1 0

maybe the wife doesn't know what salmonella is
either. she may have meant something else.
benefit of the doubt.

2007-05-28 06:31:00 · answer #4 · answered by DeBBie™ 3 · 1 0

I was trying to tell you earlier....you should have licked the cat a lot sooner! Now it's payback time. You might better run, while you still can (and bring your pants, if you can find them)

2007-05-28 08:55:32 · answer #5 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 1 0

Yummy! That should be good for a case of diarrhea at the very least!

2007-05-28 06:28:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Thats horrible!
But maybe she meant to be sarcastic, not knowing of that extent of your ignorance. no offense or anything...

2007-05-28 06:55:10 · answer #7 · answered by fruit bongo 3 · 1 0

Give her a break, and figure out how to make some toast.

2007-05-28 06:19:45 · answer #8 · answered by M S 7 · 1 1

Absolutely, but if you're hungry enough, you'd eat it.

2007-05-28 06:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by incineration_prophecy 1 · 1 0

i think that Asian ***** is trying to kill you. You can come stay under my bridge if you need a place to stay man

2007-05-28 06:19:49 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 1 0

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