I swear I saw the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen in my life today. She looks too beautiful to ever sit on a toilet and poop. She must though, right?
2007-05-27 21:19:48 · 20 answers · asked by idog 2 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
Hahahahaha....if she doesn't poop then she's a robot or something
2007-05-27 21:23:31 · answer #1 · answered by Oz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful women do not poop. But as soon as they lose their looks they start pooping. For most beautiful women this happens in their early forties. But in extreme cases they don't start pooping until their early fifties.
One way beautiful women have delayed their first poop is by getting facelifts or even botox. These procedures maintain their beauty for a few more years and delays their first poop (known as the protopoop).
It is quite interesting that for women that only look beautiful if they wear makeup they will poop as soon as they remove their makeup.
2015-11-20 19:49:27 · answer #2 · answered by Math Baby 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You know... The funny thing is that my boyfriend was with another girl for 2 years but never caught her in the restroom so he thought that girls didn't poop. When we started dating, he would ask me if girls pooped and if they did, did it smell like poppurri. LOL Needless to say, I was super paranoid already about going to the restroom when he was present in my house so yea I would go at a time when he was distracted or when he went to the restroom, I would rush off to the other restroom... Haha, now that was a funny time. The first time he found out I did poop, he was so amazed and was like what???
Anyways, YES ALL WOMEN, no matter how beautiful, poop. Now I hope you're satisfied that I gave you this embarassing story of mine.
2007-05-27 23:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by loquaciousxleo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A guy i went to school with told me, that when he wanted to "get over" a girl; all he needed to do was picture her sitting on the toilet doing a poo. LOL.
2007-05-27 21:51:39 · answer #4 · answered by pippi_inajam 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, they do. Hate to say it because I am an ssa man and hate to think about smelly poo coming from that gorgeous ssa, but women do. Despite that, I still LOVE a woman's ssa.
2015-11-04 15:32:15 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We all eat, sleep. crap & fart, its human. Some beautiful women would actually eat themselves if they could along with some men, most however admit to crapping and farting even if admitting so may cramp their style or image they attempt portray.
2016-04-01 00:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you want her to die like Elvis or have brown teeth, she is gonna poop.... everyone poops. If they don't, they might explode, then the poop will fly.
2007-05-27 21:29:06 · answer #7 · answered by ccchevydude 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
If she didn't poop, she'd be one toxified mutha... LOL! This question is so silly I busted out laughing
2007-05-28 11:25:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it was ur brain makin such noises whn she went in toilet.
2007-05-27 23:08:05 · answer #9 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no bro, the hott ones are made special so it never happens...it's pretty amazing...when they look at the ugly girls they transfer it over to them and then they get uglier and fat and THEY have to poop it out..it's really quite simple
2007-05-27 21:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋