What's the best prank you ever played on someone?

Question

OMG! You ALL are hilarious! LOL!

Answer 1

The Saran Wrap on the toilet was pretty hilarious.

Then there's the quarter into the funnel "trick".
The setup is this:
Pretend like you're going to have them do some amazing trick. Have the victim put the funnel into their pants at the waistband and tilt his/her head back and balance a quarter on their nose. Then tell them to hold it for the 3rd part...
...that's when you grab a prepared glass of water and pour it into the funnel.

The Egg & the door:
Ask the victim to grab an uncooked egg through the door at the hinges (you'll probably have to assure them you won't slam the door on their fingers). Make sure the egg is above the 2nd hinge). Ask the victim to hold it there. Now...

...walk away.

Answer 2

I grew up in a farming community, one room school, etc. One Halloween, at a party at this kid's home, which was above the neighborhood bar, somebody got the bright idea of soaping the neighborhood drunk's car, which was black(don't remember the make, I was only in 2nd grade at the time), so Robert (the party kid) gave each of us--probably 14 kids--a piece of white soap and we turned that car completely white--wheels, tires, all the windows, bumpers, running boards (this was in the late 40's) every part of that car was white. The drunk slept in his car that night and didn't notice the soaping til the next day. Of course nobody ratted on each other as to how the car got soaped, either.

The best Halloween prank that my dad was involved in happened when he was a teenager, during the early 1920's. He and a bunch of his buddies decided to put a neighbor's buggy up on the roof of the neighbor's shed. They very quietly took it apart, then crawled up on the shed roof and passed each part up from the ground. About halfway thru putting the buggy back together on the roof, the guy can out of his house waving a shotgun and yelling at them like a banshee. After threatening to shoot them and calling for the sheriff, they had to take it apart and put it together again on the ground. Seems the guy had been watching them all along, so the prank was on my dad and his buddies instead!!

Answer 3

I remember when I was 15, I told my dad I was thinking of getting my ear pierced. He had mentioned if I came home with any piercing that he would rip the thing out. Well, about three weeks later, a friend of mine had a magnetic stud, I had tried it out and right away I thought to myself of how much of a flamer I looked like, anyway, I asked to borrow it for a few hours. That night, I told my mom what it was I was gonna do, she had stressed to me that he would be more than capable of doing what he said he would do, and that the stud better be fake, I assured her it was all good. Finally my dad got home from work, I was in the living room talking to my ma about how to take care of my new piercing, lol, the look on my dads face, it was great, anyway, he looked at me and said, that s*** best not be real, I told him, it was too late and that I had already paid for it and cant take it back, and at that moment he ripped it out. It was frigen hilarious, so ya, at that moment and up until now, I know hes for real regardless of the situation.

Answer 4

When I was 17 I had these neighbors that used to go all out at Christmas time with the yard decor. They would have a big santa and reindeer, elfs, and the whole nine yards. One night we decided to take the whole scene out of the yard and set it up in the neighbors across the street. It was hilarious when my neighbor came outside the next morning and seen his yard decor across the street in the other neighbors yard. It was pretty mean, but funny.

Answer 5

Hi baby,
what's up sweetheart it's da diva here and the best prank that I have ever played on someone was about 3 weeks ago in fact it was with one of my closest girlfriends Ashley her and I was hanging out together at the mall, and we were in this nice pretty pink ''Candy Shop'', and so her and I were sampling this sugar type of candy and so she said ''cassie'' you got good tatse because for some reason your candy always tatse better and sweeter than my candy and so she ssaid why type of flavor is you candy and I said it's strawberry and she said good because I thought that you had raspberry and I hate raspberry but it just turns out that my flavor candy really was raspberry but I tricked her and told her that it was strawberry when really it was a raspberry flavor like so then I said alright sweetheart open you mouth so that I can give you some of my good sugar flavored candy so of course she opened her mouth and I dropped the sugar in her mouth then she looked at me really angry and her whole face turned red because it was raspberry and it was sour and she really hate raspberry and so she spit it out of the gorund and then I ran out the store and she followed me and caught me and picked me up and she then ran into this furniture store where all of the beds and sofas were and then she body slammed me on the bed in this furniture store and she was tickling me and and trying to body slam me again.

Answer 6

Please don't get me started! I am sure I am going to forget some of my masterpieces, damn it! I have a hard time coming up with a 'best' prank, but here are just 2 of them off the top of my head:

1.) There was this little shithead in my High School drafting class that used to brag about how much better his drafting skills were than the rest of us. We all had these "resin bag" type things that were filled with a substance that would clean your drawing and keep it from smudging, etc. while you worked on it. All you had to do was to toss it on the drawing, and poof, the substance would spread across the surface of your work. "Someone" (who shall remain nameless) got one of these bags and filled it with black graphite shavings, sewed it up, and did the old switcheroo with his bag. Well, he took a good windup, and tossed that baby on a half-finished drawing. My God, I will never forget the look on his face, nor the howling of my fellow classmates. He cried like a little girl to the teacher, and of course since we were all innocent, he couldn't pin it on anybody. Besides, I don't think the teacher liked him either.

2.) My sister was still living at home (I had already moved out) and was bringing home this guy she really, really liked a lot. She was begging us to be nice and put our best foot forward. My brother and I took a photo that we had, and 'photoshopped' in this really, and I mean really dorky FUGLY looking guy. She was sitting next to him and putting her arm around him (it was originally one of my brothers in the photo, replaced thanks to our fine craftsmanship). The picture got framed and put on an end table in my parents house. My brothers and I all sat back with cold adult beverage in hand, and counted the minutes until he saw it. The look on his face was priceless, and we saw him looking at it over and over in disbelief (he saw it before my sister did)..ah, good times, good times.

Answer 7

When I was in the Air Force I lived on base in barracks which were alot like college dorms. There were four dorm buildings on our block with a courtyard in the center. We got the guy next door to me drunk one nite. After he passed out, we carried him, mattress and all, to the courtyard and left him passed out, in his underwear, on his mattress, on top of a picnic table, in the middle of the courtyard. He woke up to a small crowd of a few dozen dorm residents, drinking their morning coffee, cracking jokes, and taking pics.

Answer 8

1)well, my frined was in LOVE with this one guy, n we saw him at the mall one day. he was in holister, and my friend didnt notice him, so i pointed him out for her. she saw him and went nuts. wen she wasnt looking i told him that he should check out the sale in Abercrombie. n he did. but my friend still thought he was in holister. i told her to check the dressing rooms (cuz we dont have people that watch em' we just go in) she got scared, and i told her that he was in the second one. shes pretty good friends with him, so she looked. this wasnt planned out, but insted of the guy she liked, there was her ex, standing there, putting on a pair of tight jeans. she was so embarassed. she didnt notice that her guy left until he came back to the store to tell me that there was no sale at abercrombie!

2)me n my best guy friend wanted to go to the mall. we got really bored, so he dressed me up in guys clothes and stick a wig on me,...the whole nine yards. i really did look like a guy. we drove to the mall, and spotted these to girls standing next to a fountain. we thought it would be funny if we walked over and flirted a little while. they didnt suspect a thing! we got thier numbers ( i didnt do any talking cuz i sound like a girl) and then we went into guy stores like Buckle, PacSun, and some other ones. then, we decided to mess with their heads. so we go into claires, victoria secret, and some other girly store, because we saw them, like, stalking us. they were still following us from a long distance, and that is when i took the wig and everything off. they looked sooo pissed! it was hilarious. my frined kept thier numbers tho!

Answer 9

I'm not very good at pulling pranks on people. I'm usually the fall guy.

Answer 10

My friend and I were talking on the phone. She said her boyfriend saw me at the gym. I told her that I saw him too. A girl was giving him a massage. (I knew my friend was whipped). She got all nervous. Then I said "April Fool's!" and laughed. She was so mad saying not to tell her that and she almost had a heart attack. (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!).