Do you accidently hurt people a lot?

Question

I do .. way too much.

I sprayed perfume in my friends eye.
Half fell into my friend who then cut his eyelid on barbed wire =/
Headbutted a friend
Elbowed someone in the face
Hit someone with a tennis ball in the face =/
Kicked someone with my foot whilst swimming...
And lots more..

It's really quite bad lol.... i'm lethal

Tell me your stories...

Answer 1

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Answer 2

Hi, I'n not going to bore you with stories, just advice.
Ordinarily, I'd tell you that you're having a bad day, but you're not are you?

Just say you're clumsy. Keep away from anything that is combustible, breakable or valuable! As a final excuse say your having 'women's problems' , sob for a few seconds, then straighten up and glare menacingly at the person whose madly-expensive new rug you've just ruined. (Growling quietly at this point helps too)

They're just things, you are you!

Get lucky =p -

NB: If you follow this advice, just be careful of any folks wearing white coats who smile a lot and invite you climb inside their specially padded van

Answer 3

i was trimming my garden hedge
with a chainsaw using it sideways
unbeknown to me a group of old biddys
and their nun guides on a day out to somewhere
gathered at the bus stop in front of my 6ft unkempt garden hedge,well as i slid the saw along innocently
and minding my own buisness
Suddenly i heard eek klump eek klump
about 9 times i heard it,can you imagine
how gobsmacked i was left,when i peered over the hedge
and found a large group of biddys and nuns beheaded and
sprawled out on the ground,one was tightly clutching a packet of boiled sweets another still had a smoking ciggy in her or his mouth[quite messy i couldnt tell which was which]oh what a silly beggar i am sometimes !watching what im doing is not my forte at the best of times lol

Answer 4

Well, I'm a lion and sometimes when I'm hungry I eat my old high school buddies. Last month I ate an antelope that grew up with my wife, but ya know, that's just the way it is in the wild.

Alas, it's tough being King.

Answer 5

I used to do that alot, when I was younger. I think I just wasn't paying attention to my space and the people who share it with me. I've whacked people in the face with a hairbrush while brushing my own. My sister has a scar on her ring finger, left hand from me messing around with her, not to mention the one on her right hand from talking her into putting a bobby-pin into an electrical outlet (don't do that yourself).

Answer 6

Dang, they need to put those little orange danger cones around you! I guess the worse I ever hurt anyone was when my cousin was a teen and he was into wrestling. I put a figure 4 leg lock on him and tore a tendon in his knee! Gee, I didn't know you could really hurt someone!

Answer 7

I had a girlfriend once that was like that lol she hit me wen swimming and just a lot of things would happen i think she was just clumsy but....... just try too act slower and c wut happens if that don't help well now u have a special quality i kinda liked that about that girl well she never cut my eyelid but steal it will be ok.

Answer 8

In pits I sometimes elbow people in the face. If I see that I did, I normally apologise. I think I hurt myself more by being so clumsy.

Answer 9

Fell into a swimming pool and my butt landed on my friend's head. She was dizzy for a few minutes and was bruised afterwards.

Answer 10

I'm not that bad. I once hit my brother with a pillow and cause his to cut the corner of his eye on the corner of the bed.

Answer 11

I wouldn't want to ever be your friend!!...

I admit though...
I have kicked people whilst swimming (who hasn't!?)
Thrown a ball at someone
and..erm..that's all I can remember!