come on, everyone's got at least one. I like the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.
2007-05-27 18:31:56 · 30 answers · asked by br@ini@c 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television ➔ Comedy
Celebrity jeapordy
2007-05-27 18:34:59 · answer #1 · answered by Kevin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of these go back a ways:
Anything with the samurai
Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat
Bass-O-Matic
"I'm Chevy Chase and you're not"
Mr. Robinson's neighborhood
Cheeseburger, cheesburger
More Cowbell
Jim Belushi in the graveyard looking at the graves of all the castmembers. He was still alive, "Because I'm a dancer!" Ironic becasue he died first.
Chris Farley as the anti-drug speaker. "I live in a van down by the river!"
Susan Lucci's monologue. Everyone on the show, including the janitor, had an Emmy except for her.
2007-05-28 09:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by bubbabear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AH! My all-time favorite skit is when Cuba Gooding Jr was the host and he and Will Ferrell were supposed to be making a movie about the Bible. The director wanted them to ad-lib the whole thing...Horatio Sands played the sound guy and they pulled him into the scene with is baseball cap and flannel shirt....OH! I'm laughing just thinking about it! It turned into a college buddy movie complete with mini-basketball goal on the door.
I also like "C'mon down to Omletteville" with Justin Timberlake.
Oh, there are so many. Tom Hanks was the host and he was the soundchecker for Aerosmith. They went on Wayne's World...
K-Fed's commercial (played by Ashton Krutcher)...
Britney Spears goes down into the sewer because she's in love with the bum (Tracy Morgan) "Take a doo-doo pie. I love you."
Alright, I'll stop. Great question though. Thanks for the laughs!
2007-05-28 01:46:55 · answer #3 · answered by Manny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic- Mr Robinsons Neighborhood
mango
2007-05-28 02:32:59 · answer #4 · answered by mecarela 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From A long time ago. The Your Momma game show. The host would give a subject, "Your momma so ugly, your momma so skanky" and the contestants would come up with your momma jokes. And one guy kept getting all lame ones like "Your Momma so good at math" and "Your momma wears such nice shoes" It was hilarious!
Also Pat...You know they can't figure out the if Pat's a guy or girl and in this one episode there's an office party and Pat has a date. Everyone is excited thinking they can figure out from the date which sex Pat is. The date is Chris and you can't tell if it is a guy or girl!
2007-05-28 01:35:53 · answer #5 · answered by beth l 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I forgot the actors name, I think its Sarsgaard, it's when he did the intro on the show and he mentions that he has been told before by others that he has a creepy look in all his movies, then they show clips of him scarring away the cast members of snl, and then they show him reading the newspaper naked inside keanen Thompsons room. I thought that one was funny, if you know which one i'm talking about, could you email the site where I can view it!
I also like pretty much all the Christopher Walken ones, and that skit of don'nt fear the reaper with the cowbell. pretty funny.
2007-05-28 01:39:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic- Mr Robinsons Neighborhood
90's- Matt Foley Motivational Speaker.
2000's- More Cowbell http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=71770844627024590&q=cowbell&hl=en
Current- None they all suck now. The CorkSoaker bit with Janet Jackson is pretty good.
2007-05-28 01:36:42 · answer #7 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood
Eddie imitating James Brown
ANYTHING with John Belushi
Let's not forget Emily Latella and Rozanne, Rozanna Danna
2007-05-28 01:41:28 · answer #8 · answered by arsonhorse 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's more than one for me. I like the Lounge Singer ("Star Wars... nothing but Star Wars!")
The Syncronized Swimmers
Chris Farley & Patrick Swayze auditioning for Chippendales.
The Cowbell sketch w/Will Ferrell & Christopher Walken
2007-05-28 01:35:12 · answer #9 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definately the Spartans cheerleading skit with Will Ferrell. Bobby Fisher, where is he?
2007-05-28 17:22:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Candy Gram
2007-05-28 01:33:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋