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If you only got a water with your meal, but then you decided to put Pepsi or some other beverage in your cup and one of the Taco Bell employees caught you, what would you say:

A) I forgot I had only asked for a water.
B) I pressed the wrong button on the soda fountain by mistake.
C) No hablo ingles.
D) What? What? What? (and run for the door)
E) Oh, sh@t! (and run for the door)

2007-05-27 16:58:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dining Out Fast Food

F) Deport all illegals! (and run for the door)

2007-05-27 17:03:44 · update #1

4kkz -- What the hell does paying taxes have to do with stealing a drink from Taco Bell???

2007-05-27 17:05:48 · update #2

G) Amnesty for everyone! (and run for the door)

2007-05-27 17:08:09 · update #3

H) Act like you're about to throw the drink on the employee, say, "You want tacos with this?? Huh?? Do you??" and back slowly out the door.

2007-05-27 17:12:57 · update #4

19 answers

Well first of all don't get Pepsi! Trust me I've done this many times. You have to get Sprite so it at least looks like water. Then if you get approached, you can say "What are you talking about. This is water."

2007-05-28 00:08:54 · answer #1 · answered by star_lite57 6 · 0 0

I would strongly suggest not going to that taco bell ever again. They may even give you a tress pass warning. I am not yet an officer so I cant say how much or if your go to jail however I am sure taco bell will not want you in the restaurant ever again

2016-05-19 05:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

If you're so broke you can't afford a soda and have to steal, (which might be why they pay their employees minimum wage) then go home and make a sandwich.

If you get caught then man up and say, "you know what, your right, let me pay for that, because if I don't then I am not a man, I am just a thief"

2007-05-27 21:48:59 · answer #3 · answered by rikz944 2 · 1 2

How about:

" I'll forgive you for serving me this horrible semi-toxic excuse for mexican food if you forgive me for stealing a 25 cent cup of Dr. Pepper! "

2007-05-27 18:01:41 · answer #4 · answered by Super Answerer 3 · 3 0

I thought these were free samples, they're not behind the counter (and run for the border)

2007-05-27 18:11:52 · answer #5 · answered by misfit 3 · 1 0

I didn't know anyone who worked at taco bell would give a #*(%^. I'd prolly go with B)....

2007-05-27 17:05:40 · answer #6 · answered by Stugots 3 · 1 0

What is soda but carbonated water with flavor.

2007-05-27 17:08:50 · answer #7 · answered by meatballs_3000 2 · 2 0

I am sorry I didn't know it was stealing. I thought it was free cus there was sign that said it was for sale.

2007-05-27 17:06:12 · answer #8 · answered by I'M GONNA GO PLACES 5 · 0 1

Tell them to get a life then grab your stuff and go.

2007-05-27 17:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by firefly 2 · 2 0

There's no excuse for being a thief.

2007-05-28 04:34:19 · answer #10 · answered by missingora 7 · 1 1

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