....that a crazy hillbilly lived in the woods by the river. I barely got out alive. I fought the bastard with everything I had.
If it weren't for the cooked sausages I used as projectiles to defend myself, I may be wearing a butt sock right now.
Have you ever heard of a butt sock?
2007-05-27 15:06:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think I would have rather been pantless in a tree.
2007-05-27 15:41:24 · answer #1 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard of a sock in the butt but never a butt sock. You did good, old timer, defending yourself *High fives* Shame about the sausages but sometimes sacrifices have to be made. I guess it'll be back to the soup kitchen for you. Nevermind, we, the Friends of Buk UK, are gonna start a collection and set you up with a sausage account at your local deli. Will let you have details in due course. Take care of yourself.
2007-05-27 23:46:53 · answer #2 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
butt socks are socks that protect the buttocks, but they are a little tricky to get on. Mainly used by the elderly, they serve to keep the a** warm, and secondly as a fully functional fart muffler. Seriously, doesnt anybody know anything anymore?!?!.......so want I want to know is, how did you almost end up in one? Was that hillbilly trying to violate you and then dress you in his grandpops butt sock? That is just horrible buk...and the loss of sausages too.....what a tradgedy...
2007-05-27 22:23:31 · answer #3 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buk, ole buddy.....you were gone for so long, I was starting to get worried. Good thing your wife finally got the sausages, Lord knows what might have happened if you didn't have them. I feared that 350 pound Asian woman hunted you down, and if you had lost your pants again.....you would be in BIG trouble. You might consider giving up fishing....it's too dangerous for you.
2007-05-28 07:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ikkkks. Poor you I have never heard of butt socks, but I do the the saying
2007-05-27 22:10:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
THANK GOD YOU ARE OK!
Think of all those cats that would go hungry without you.
Not as a feeder but as catfood yourself.
Yes! You should be in little cans my foul little friend.
We will call you Fisherman's Feast!
2007-05-27 22:10:56 · answer #6 · answered by catherinetramell3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No what is a butt sock... nevermind I think I know... sorry about your crazy day...
2007-05-27 22:09:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
don't no don't want 2..... honestly what the hell is a butt sock??
2007-05-27 22:12:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No don't even want to image!
2007-05-27 22:10:34 · answer #9 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No and i don't think i want to
2007-05-27 22:09:05 · answer #10 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋