2007-05-27 11:19:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes, yes, quite so. You may also make him a garlic necklace to ward off kidnappers. The problem herein is that YOU might hurt yourself trying to find the baby in the dark in the attic or basement without light, so attach some neon reflectors to his diapers. Even this may not really help. There are special schools that teach infants to speak at less than one month old - the garlic, the reflectors and the baby telling you specifically where to go will all contribute to you finding him without hurting yourself.
The thing of it is that garlic smells quite strongly and that odor can become awful. You're going to have a hell of a time holding him while he's garlicky. There are schools that can teach him how to walk by a month-old but all are exorbitantly priced. You may just want to have him swallow a bit of radioactive liquid, just pour it into his bottle, he'll never notice. Just a pinch, of course. If you must choose this route do NOT leave him near any electro-magnetic fences or in laboratories. He could be dangerous to others, even the inanimate.
Good luck!
2007-05-27 14:20:26 · answer #1 · answered by Gunning4Jesus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Know where the baby is.
On the other hand, if you're going to go out drinking, make sure to load up on those garlic cloves. Your spouse will want some help to find you. After all, there's a baby involved.
2007-05-27 18:22:51 · answer #2 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my son was a baby, if I lost him in the dark sooner or later another smell would have led me to him.
2007-05-27 18:31:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I prefer to duct tape a highway flare to their leg. But I guess that would work too
2007-05-27 18:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by Meatball ;) 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sure as long as you give 'em a kilo of dynamite and a lawn gnome to play with
2007-05-27 18:21:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just turn the light on!
2007-05-27 18:22:11 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gawd no! Beans are easier on their sensitive digestion!
2007-05-27 18:22:10 · answer #7 · answered by Gary D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No it isn't. Now get back my godd@mn ring!
2007-05-27 18:23:06 · answer #8 · answered by 2d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only Britney spears is allowed to do stupid sh!t like that
2007-05-27 18:25:53 · answer #9 · answered by Jim A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't but you really made me laugh.. thank you.
2007-05-27 18:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋