Since Mr. Bush talks to God, should he ask if there was dinosaurs on Noahs Ark?

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Since he has a direct line with the G-man, I should ask him if unicorns and snuff-aluff-agusses were on the Ark too. And what about Bigfoot and the Loch ness monster?

"real question?"

Linda, please refer to my last question

crow, how DARE YOU call our president a liar! He does talk with God. And Jesus.

you ASKED: nessie lives in fresh water, so it is possible that she would not be able to adapt to salt water.

Answer 1

A better question ask him is what kind of dinosaurs did the Egyptians use to build the pyramids.

Answer 2

Thats how the dinosaurs went extinct and got buried under all that earth .
Flooding and great pressure from water compacted the soil sealing the dinosaurs in the ground to be discovered by people and scientists today . Look at mud slides and everything they cover up .
Just Think most Cities are covered under several feet of dirt already after only a few thousand years . They have to dig down 5 feet to find James town one of americas first settlements .
SO since we have been around for about 6 or 7 thousand years you can see how dinosaurs got buried in the earth .
God made the earth and scientists who use instruments are just mistaken about the age of things . The universe was created in an instant and God makes it appear as if it might be 15 billion years old cause he made the light travel faster cause he is God .

Answer 3

Dunno? What I do know is that coaxing even one dinosaur onto a boat is difficult at best. If it could be accomplished, it would then lead to all sorts of other problems: getting the creature to submit to wearing a flotation device; prohibiting the creature from eating you or the other species on board; keeping the thing centered in the hull so as not to scuttle the craft; and worse yet, cleaning up the tons of daily dinosaur scat. No siree...not an easy task. Faced with such, personally, I'd much rather drown....

Answer 4

One doesn't have to talk to God to answer that one. The dinosaurs were long since extinct before the event of the flood even happened. You couldn't have known, but dinosaurs were gone as of several millions years ago. Noah's Ark is a yesterday's event in terms of earth's history. Of course, you also couldn't pass up an opportunity to take a shot. Right?

Answer 5

If the president is going to pray he should be dealing with big issues. Issues like the insight to know the real truth about Iran. Like the insight to know the people of Iraq and how to negotiate with the clerics. Like how to make health care accessible for my aged grandmother on a fixed income.

Answer 6

Stupid question. I think Mr. Bush would know that there were no dinosaurs on Noah's ark.

Answer 7

Well, Noah and his family had brontosaurus steaks and hamburgers for dinners. I wonder if he invited Fred Flinstones and Barney Rubble and their wives Wilma and Betty.

Answer 8

You have some serious issues fella. Maybe you should take up a relationship with God yourself. It just may up your mentality.

Answer 9

Now that's just silly...Nessie can swim and lives underwater...she didn't need the ark. (now go swallow something from under the sink...)

Answer 10

Foolish questions beget foolish answers. You must have a "real" question tucked in your bonnet somewhere?????

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