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Get in the closet with him

2007-05-27 08:51:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Run away and get to a safe place and call the police, I don't care if he's a celebrity or not. If I found some strange man in my closet I would think he was a nutter and would run for help.

2007-05-27 08:54:35 · answer #2 · answered by harvestmoon 5 · 0 0

Accept that physics as I have known it is wrong. My closet doesn't have enough room for my cat to hide and she's only 6 lbs. Obviously there is an extra dimension or something in there.

2007-05-27 08:53:02 · answer #3 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0 0

if ur a girl id go in there with him if ur a guy id snap on him im a guy so id be like damn look its tom cruise, now get out of my closet

2007-05-27 08:52:44 · answer #4 · answered by thomas m 2 · 0 0

if you are standing naked in front of a closet containing Tom Cruise, and you fancy him.

why would you be talking to us......LOL

Just hope it isn't a dream

Well there are really only two options
1/ get into the closet
2/ lure him into your comfy bed - referring back to hoping it is not a dream

2007-05-27 08:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by steven m 7 · 0 0

ha out of all the people to be 'in the closet', you choose tom cruise. good one.

2007-05-27 08:52:27 · answer #6 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 3 0

Tell him it's about time he gets out of the closet and come out! He should release Katie and set her free. And not be ashamed of who he really is!

2007-05-27 08:53:57 · answer #7 · answered by macieroads 4 · 2 0

Tell him he is glib and then close the closet doors and go upstairs for Top Ramen and Nutella.

2007-05-27 08:52:52 · answer #8 · answered by k-ma; <3 3 · 0 0

Grab a crucifix and touch his skin with it. In a few minutes, he'll just be a pile of smelly scientologist dust on the floor. If not, I'll just shove it up his ***.

2007-05-27 08:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by Sofishortss 3 · 4 0

Close the closet door and go take my medication.

2007-05-27 08:53:05 · answer #10 · answered by Insane 5 · 0 0

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