binoculors and a ham sandwich, what do you do?
2007-05-27 08:36:43 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Moon him.
2007-05-27 08:38:33 · answer #1 · answered by KC Slim 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
That's bullshit for a start he is not sensible to hide and he is too short to see. And he definitely has not got the sense to put a slice of ham in a sandwich. I rest my case the man is a fuckin idiot.
2007-05-27 20:34:45 · answer #2 · answered by Edgein 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite him to join me for a long chilled drink then pick what there is of his brains on Iraq,9/11 and his christian beliefs.I kinda like the dude,so if he impresses me,my family`d ask him to sleep over on the condition that he does not drive,ride or open any doors by himself.We definitely won`t leave him on his lonesome.
2007-05-27 09:01:55 · answer #3 · answered by quest? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
douse him in petrol chuck a match invite friends over and roast marshmallows on the resulting inferno.
or just ask him to leave which ever would be considered more polite
2007-05-27 08:42:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say gaday before his body guards could wrestle me to the ground.
2007-05-31 01:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by John M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take his ham sandich off him and eat it, does he not realize i would kill for a ham sandwich?? I live in Egypt.
2007-05-27 08:44:36 · answer #6 · answered by mr T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask him if he would like some mustard to go with the sandwich.
2007-05-27 08:39:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Release the hounds.
2007-05-27 09:10:15 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. Thorax 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Beat the crap out of him & eat his sandwich.
2007-05-27 08:40:43 · answer #9 · answered by andy in greece 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spray him with the hose pipe.
2007-05-27 08:41:17 · answer #10 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Report him to the police.Take photographs of him and sell them to the press.
2007-05-27 08:40:08 · answer #11 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋