Would you want to be reincarnated into the body of a different gender? After you die, of course?

Question

Not me. Not having to wait in long lines to use the restroom is reason enough, and the added bonus of not having to push a head the size of a bowling ball out of you during birth.

Answer 1

Not me, either, despite Ben R's convincing reasons why it's better to be a man. But now, let me tell you why it's better to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

And I probably could have saved a lot of time by listing just this one:

31. Multiple orgasms

Answer 2

No, here is why

Movie nudity is virtually always female.
You know stuff about tanks.
Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
You can open all your own jars.
When clicking through TV channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
Your **** is never a factor in a job interview.
Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can kill your own food.
The garage is all yours.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
The National College Cheer leading Championship.
If you're 34 and single, nobody notices.
You can get into a non-trivial pissing contest.
You can be President. ( I could be in trouble here)
FLOWERS FIX EVERYTHING.
You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
The world is your urinal.
You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
You get to jump up and slap stuff.
One mood, all the time.
You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
Same work... more pay.
You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
The remote is yours and yours alone.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
Bachelor parties beat the **** over bridal showers. Last weekend was great. (Son is getting married)
You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
There is always a game on somewhere.
You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
You think the idea of punting a small cat is funny.
If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: 'So... notice anything different?'
Baywatch.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
All your orgasms are real.


have a great day.

Answer 3

No...... I swore that if I made it through this life without getting thrown in jail I most certainly wouldn't want to come back in another life and get mixed up in the penile system.

Answer 4

Does a phoenix count as a bird? But besides that I would rather be a black cat. ^^

Answer 5

No not really, maybe for one day, just to see what its like.

Answer 6

sure. i'd like to be insensitive to girls. and subservient to my master down below. that will be interesting.

Answer 7

no i wouldn't