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My daughter fell off the waterslide yesterday and scraped up her face. She was crying and I was trying to comfort her and she decided to milk it for everything she could. She wiped the tears from her big blue eyes and said "Mommy, I'm in pain. And I like things that taste like happy meals."

2007-05-27 04:45:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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that's funny as heck. Kids say the darnedest things

2007-05-27 04:47:35 · answer #1 · answered by Frank the Frowner : ( 4 · 1 1

LOL..kids are funny! The weirdest random thing I've seen recently: I was sitting on my deck and the dog was in the backyard and a squirrel walked past the fence. The dog happened to see it and ran towards the fence. Evidently this squirrel had no idea she was in the fence and it jumped up and hit a tree and fell off the tree onto it's back before jumping back onto the tree. You maybe had to be there to appreciate it. But anyway since it didn't get hurt I thought it was pretty funny.

2007-05-27 04:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa C 3 · 0 0

My 8 year old step-son and his best friend buried our black minature poodle dog in the sand up to its neck in the sand of the riverbottom next to the ball park. They dug a hole to bury the dog so that his head was even with the rest of the ground. The dog didn't mind because it was so hot and promptly fell asleep in its cool new bed.. Both boys came running up to the rest of the group we were with shouting that Fifi had gotten his "head knocked clean off!" Of course we were all horrified and ran to see if the dog was really headless. When I saw what appeared to be Fifi's head lying on the ground I got hysterical and ran toward it. This, of course, woke the dog who suddenly straightened up its neck and looked at me. It gave me quite a fright and filled me with the most confusing mix of emotions. Releif that the dog was ok and that my son had not witnessed the beheading of the family pet coupled with an intense desire to throttle my son and his friend all combined. Fortunately, for both boys, we were all laughing too hard to do much more than free the dog. It was a clever and unexpected prank. If only he could apply as much energy and ingenuity to other, more productive pursuits!

2007-05-27 05:00:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was driving from my mother-in-laws to our house and the car in front of me was driving alot (15 in a 40) slower than the speed limit. So I gave a honk to let them know that they were holding up traffic. The passenger who to me looked like a lady in her 60 or 70s throw out a pineapple and a bag of maxi pads onto the tree belt on the side of the road. I then passed them because I couldn't figure out if they were throwing it at me, or the lady was just a nutter and was losing it. I thought it was fun to see those two random things on the side of the road.

P.S. hope your daughter boo boo gets better soon :O)

2007-05-27 05:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My cousin has the tiniest little dog named Precious, she also has a boyfriend that is almost 6 and a half feet tall. The funniest thing I saw when they were visiting yesterday was when Precious wanted to be held by my cousin's boyfriend, she kept trying to jump up on him but she was only about as big as his foot.

2007-05-27 04:54:50 · answer #5 · answered by Sami 4 · 0 0

I had a christian woman say here in keeping with a minimum of one in all my questions approximately historic previous; "what's your historic previous? Did you help create the Printing press? The Bible became the 1st revealed e book. all of it began written word. Written words preceded the internet.... oohh... ah........" besides, i think of she thinks there became no written word before the Bible. I set loose a hardy abdomen snicker while i presumed-approximately some adverse ignorant woman who thought there became no writing before the bible got here off the printing press." the place do those people come from?

2016-10-06 03:20:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Ring,
The other day, I put my husbands feet in my lap, while he was trying very hard to take his nap on the couch. Then I sat there ,, his feet in my lap... his head at the other end of the couch. I was fidgeting ,, moving his feet.... I was keeping him awake, and laughing.... school girl giggling !!! Well then the next day, he had been out washing the car. and vacuuming it out, when I didn't hear the vacuume anymore I went to investagate. There he was inside the car all reclined back ... and snoring peacefully !!! Well I had to laugh. Because we both knew in that moment, that he was like "All about getting his nap" !!! And "UN- INTERUPTED" too.......... lol lol lol

2007-05-27 04:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My kids' godmother was messing with her nephew (he's 16) he said he and her son were both going to "take her on". I jumped in and said "No your not" He jumped back and said "oh it's you... never mind".
Her son walked into my house the other day (he's 19) and said with a huge smile "Mommy I'm home". He showed his pearly whites and walked out.

2007-05-27 04:55:23 · answer #8 · answered by L.T. 4 · 0 0

That is cute, I dont remember anything recent, but a long time ago my Dughter told me that cats wear sweaters and Dogs wear coats.

2007-05-27 18:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by shashonah 3 · 1 0

Haha, little kids are always a laugh aren't they? It reminds me of this little girl on the train, she was telling her granny about her boyfriend at pre-school, she was saying, "When I get older I'm going to move in with him and get married, what was his name again?" It was so cute!

2007-05-27 04:55:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My son asked my grandson if he could do anything he wanted to do today like go to the movies, go to the park, he said,"Wreck Grandmas house." Common now what the heck was that lol and I'm dead serious.

2007-05-27 04:48:53 · answer #11 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 1 1

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