......where are my pants?
2007-05-27 02:08:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When you allow fleas to live in your beard, you're just asking for trouble and missing pants.
2007-05-27 02:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by collynn 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
If you remember right....it was I that kept taking your sausage, so I might very well have your pants. You might want to wash them occasionally....they are standing straight up on their own! I will consider giving them back under one condition... change the damn cat box!
2007-05-27 07:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last time I saw them, your wife was fixing them to the flagpole of City Hall as a warning to the other townsfolk of a local flea epidemic.
2007-05-27 10:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are leaning against the wall behind the 7 eleven store down on 5th and main .
2007-05-27 03:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got too carried away w/ Pirates of the Caribbean...sorry....but I'm sure the folks at the Capitol will salute them tomorrow, for Memorial Day, when they see them flying at half-mast!
2007-05-27 02:21:12 · answer #5 · answered by luki1rn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know! When you were busting for a crap last night, and there wasnt a toilet insight, you squatted in the bushes and used your pants for toilet paper. So, they are still in the bushes where you left them.
2007-05-27 02:16:20 · answer #6 · answered by pecanchew 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have them on, I wear the pants so when you get over your drunken stupor come get them, I clean and sanitized them so no bugs, fleas, dirt etc. And I appreciate it if u kept them that way.
Good day!!
2007-05-27 02:15:16 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check the washing machine
2007-05-27 02:12:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hanging from the lamp post, outside my house. Your shoes are on my neighbour's step. I have no idea what the bra is all about. Something you want to tall us?
2007-05-27 02:19:43 · answer #9 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I exterminated them.
Who says Daleks don't do anything nice for humankind?
2007-05-27 03:34:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋