NO offense gentlemen!!!!!!!
Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
2007-05-27 00:42:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
G, men in general should stand up and recognise already. Stop hiding behind mummy's apron and step up and be a MAN already.
2007-05-27 06:03:34 · answer #1 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
LOL,i loved these 2
Q:If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
2007-05-27 00:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Pinky 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm all that and you are a expert on the male wow
you have no room to bash anyone one for anything male or other
wise cause if u have too do this too the feel better about your
self will u missed alot in your life and thats sad but know this
in your move for ansers a women is just as bad if not worst
then men ever thought about being. and one just for you women
think thier just as good or too good for anyone one
then your just full of you self and i say this life is short have fun
while you can you dont get a second time around so be cool all and above all if you have to bash some one then you might
of missed a really good friend,lover,soulmate ect
to all i say have great day or night which ever it is where your at and i wish good life too all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-27 01:07:46 · answer #3 · answered by donny w 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Oh so very true...especially the part where God created man and then thought he could do better and He made us women...lol
Nah...really, men are not that bad...we can't live without them
(who will kill the bugs in the house, who will change the jarret el gaz, who will carry the groceries home...etc)
2007-05-27 00:56:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
why you ladies pic so much on man I know a lots women are lesbian today and I know most man are a cheater but we still have to get along well man & woman because we need each other women cheat too and most women are not happy what they get I think all women has a complime if they get a small one is too small if they get one very big is to big so I wish you loving ladies can make your mind once in a wile.and be happy what you get.
2007-05-27 01:23:49 · answer #5 · answered by jashuear 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Never heard of George Michael?
2016-05-18 23:53:44 · answer #6 · answered by manda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ghanouge ...how could such things pass your sweet lips ...
Are we as bad as that ? I feel so inferior now I am going to wear a skirt !
I figure that should lower the status of women ....in our area at least ! Can you imagine ? I will be the hairiest " woman " on earth , a local celebrity !
You will beg me to take off my skirt .....
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2007-05-27 02:09:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, o.k. Don,t get me started on women bashing jokes,tho. I could go on and on, but I just happen to love women to pieces, and don't want to upset you. Those are funny, hee hee. Have a nice day and smile!
2007-05-27 04:05:02 · answer #8 · answered by curious 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If a married man is walking in the forest alone (his wife is not there), and he says something... is he still wrong?
2007-05-27 00:51:04 · answer #9 · answered by toaster4 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thxs ghanouge ,i finally found some answers to my questions...mom does not allow me to get any puppies,i will make her read this and i will ask her if i can have a man in my room instead;)
2007-05-27 02:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋