2007-05-26 21:43:58 · 8 answers · asked by Freddie 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Maybe if you play your cards right i'll be going home with you tonight"...Sadly it worked. I thought he was witty.
2007-05-26 21:50:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One I found that used to work about 85 % of the time was "Hey you want to go home with me and F*ck?" If it did not get me slapped it got me laid.
2007-05-27 04:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Would you like to open the door & see the merchandise?"
--- A friend of mine told that to a waitress & he got a big slap.
2007-05-27 04:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well em I dohnt really really know lol maybe have you got cam lol.
2007-05-27 04:49:56 · answer #4 · answered by Simon w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres a party in my pants ,and your invited.
I wanted to throw up.
2007-05-27 04:48:02 · answer #5 · answered by Cutemum 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
At a gas station, pumping my own gas. a man says to me, "hey baby. i'm pump your gas for five dollars and your number." wtf
2007-05-27 05:13:06 · answer #6 · answered by Hot Damn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm be my spouse?so i said what...
2007-05-27 04:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's your sign?
2007-05-27 04:47:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋