2007-05-26 21:18:07 · 16 answers · asked by Silent B 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
There is nothing available that makes your penis grow.
All adds are bogus.
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2007-05-26 23:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-21 22:17:14 · answer #2 · answered by Morris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ***, I like having a detachable penis.
2007-05-26 21:24:50 · answer #3 · answered by Montego 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I assume you mean pennies, so technically if you increase it's size, I don't think it'd be a penny anymore
2007-05-26 21:20:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-06-26 19:08:17 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-02 17:24:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well its impossible for you if you have gone through puberty the only way is the get your penis erected by watching porn or fantasizing
2007-05-26 22:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by intellual 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use a vaccum on it 5 times a week for at least 6 hours each time
2007-05-26 21:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by Jody SweetG 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well you put them in a BIG PIGGY BANK . Then the size of there amount will GROW MUCH LARGE!R !!!!
2007-05-26 21:21:34 · answer #9 · answered by char__c is a good cooker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-01-26 23:31:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋