2007-05-26 21:16:20 · 16 answers · asked by Honest Guy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well last time I was with my friend name zep and he said I was too tall. So I went to the liquor store and bought some television batteries and I put on my car radio. Then I drove to work half naked and no license when suddely a cop pulls up behind me. I got so scared but when i look back it wasn't a cop it was just a kangaroo looking for treasure. So I went to apartment and bought some booze when suddenly out of nowhere a fireman comes and rescues me from a wild tiger. The tiger came out of the cereal box and wanted revenge on the tourist down the street. So me and zep went to the beach and found some nickels because we both got fired. We found at least one nickel and bought ourselves a brand new car from hot wheels and the guy said we owe him more money. So I went to the train station and bought a bag of liver and started dancing like maniac. I finally realized it was all a dream. I woke and stood up and went to the nearist telephone to call my girlfriend when suddenly a huge elephant stepped on my nose. It was a good day.
2007-05-26 21:23:31 · answer #1 · answered by Huh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once saw a car ruining but no one inside it, so I just took it and went to the place where I was going and left it there. it was crazy but I did nothing wrong with the car I just used it as a way of transportation.
2007-05-26 21:20:48 · answer #2 · answered by Abood 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't understand whether that's certainly seen unlawful or not and we did not get caught. whilst i grow to be in severe college me and a pair of acquaintances went to the interior reach college and went into the union development and took the rest room paper out of each and every bathing room stall in each and every unlocked bathing room and then we used it to rest room one among our instructors homes. It grow to be plenty exciting I had never laughed so not elementary in my snicker extremely whilst the instructor defined what occurred to us in school the subsequent college day!!!
2016-10-08 22:25:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leaving from an important business meeting, banging the door.
After that, I got a raise. True!
2007-05-26 21:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit my high paying high power job because I wasn't happy with it. Yeah, because being broke and powerless made me a lot happier.
2007-05-26 21:23:04 · answer #5 · answered by Patrick E 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! we don't have enough time in the day to describe all the s**t i have pulled in my life....
2007-05-26 21:28:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got off my lazzy *** and got a job.
2007-05-26 21:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by (A)+(E) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got married. What the Hell was I thinking???
2007-05-26 21:19:17 · answer #8 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pissed in the wash basin, lol
2007-05-26 21:19:34 · answer #9 · answered by kumar v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sex under a bridge with cops all around
2007-05-26 21:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by :-D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋