Yankees lost to the Angels and my friend will bring me a cup of fresh cut grass to eat tomorrow. What kinds of things should I expect after I eat his grass?
2007-05-26 15:59:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Grass will not kill you. you probably won't even get sick. cows eat it everyday. it tastes very bitter; that's all. nothing will happen after you eat it. just eat something that taste good after yuo eat the grass to get rid of the bitter taste.
2007-05-26 16:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually grass can be very healthy for you, what with all the chorophyll and water content. They say if you are lost in the woods, then grass can substain a man for many days.
I hope your friend isn't a real idiot though and brings you grass that has been sprayed, that would just be stupid!!then yes, you probably would get sick. Not much more should happen to you then as would if you had a cup of kale or collard greens or even spinach. But other then a bit of green poopies for a day or so and you should be fine, no problem!!
The again....you could start lactating *wink*
Watch out your friend might try and bet you that you won't breastfeed someone. Then the worms would come out I'm sure...which by the way are perfectly healthy grilled!
2007-05-26 16:11:57 · answer #2 · answered by Maggie B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, your breath should smell good. I think I would eat something like Mashed potatoes, oatmeal or some bread so that the grass doesn't cut any of your intestines as it goes down.
2007-05-26 16:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diarrhea is probaly going to be the main thing. You might even expereice some vomiting. So go ahead and take some mylanta before hand. You know grass can be toxic right?
2007-05-26 16:03:37 · answer #4 · answered by purplelove 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Opt to eat wheat-grass at lease you will know you are getting good nutrition out of it. If the type of grass was not stipulated then go for that one.
2007-05-26 16:04:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
verify the grass would not come from a backyard that has been sprayed with fertilizer or herbicides. discover them some wild grass, ideally some that has bloomed or long gone to seed. They love clean dandelions too!.
2016-10-08 22:09:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, it's not going to make you sick or anything. Your just going to have a REALLY bitter taste in your mouth for a while. Depending on how much you eat you shouldn't get sick.
2007-05-26 16:06:19 · answer #7 · answered by NinjaSquirrel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A green tongue and if it is anything like my dog, you will throw it up with a lot of gagging noises
2007-05-26 16:07:26 · answer #8 · answered by Mary E 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know how you feel.... Well there is a bad taste in your mouth barfing and green dung. sorry buddy.
2007-05-26 16:05:01 · answer #9 · answered by Stuart D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some serious indigestion.
2007-05-26 16:03:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋