What are some of the most lameist pick up lines you ever heard?
2007-05-26 15:46:42 · 10 answers · asked by Maria 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That dress looks good on you, as a matter of fact; so would I.
Female at the copy machine) reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
You know I never was too good at Math; Like if I put you and I together, would I possibly get 69?
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Hey, here’s the word of the day: LEGS. Whatya say we go upstairs and spread the word.
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me …Please???
Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
You know I gave you a piece of my mind, but I’ve got more of something else.
Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?
Were you father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Hey baby, wanna play lion? Ok. You kneel right there and I’ll throw you my meat.
I’ve got the ship; you’ve got the harbor…. What say we tie up for the night?
My name is ______. Just remember that, so you’ll know what to scream later.
I’m on fire baby; can I run through your sprinkler?
Baby I’m no Flintstone, but I can make you bedrock!
2007-05-26 15:56:27 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my phone number can I have yours.
Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
2007-05-26 22:50:24 · answer #2 · answered by Macey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my phone number, can I have yours? and , Wow, I just found a thousand dollars in my pocket,wanna help me spend it?
2007-05-26 22:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is your daddy a baker ? because you got a nice set of buns.
2007-05-26 22:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by Kaleidoscope eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do have a map, i think i got lost in your heart
2007-05-26 22:51:36 · answer #5 · answered by almond_joy_19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Are you into karate, 'cause you are kicking!"
"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"
"Did you wash your pants in Windex, as I can see myself in them!"
2007-05-26 22:53:00 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
get in my car little boy, or do you like candy??
Or I lost my puppy will you help me find it?
2007-05-26 22:49:57 · answer #7 · answered by Jack T 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
do u want a ride
2007-05-26 22:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love all the bones in your body... especially mine.
um... ew!
2007-05-26 22:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by Kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'' i LOST MY PHONE NUMBER CAN i HAVE YOURS ''
2007-05-26 22:52:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋