how did it go? what you say? why?
2007-05-26 15:43:52 · 16 answers · asked by Kat 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
some said to me
him: Fist(clenched fist)....face..
(seconds later)
me: Foot(lifted up my foot)...a.ss
i thought it was hilarious at the time and that was back in 8th grade
2007-05-26 15:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by mara 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At a time when the government of my state was privatising all manner of public utilities like the power companies, public transport and the like I went to a Premier's Reception for Brigette Muir, the first Australian woman to climb Mt Everest. The Premier, Jeff Kennett approached me and said, "Brigette is a great asset to our state!".
I replied, "So, I guess you'll be selling her off, too?"
He was ushered away by his political minders.
2007-05-26 22:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by Nodality 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma
2007-05-26 22:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by tricycle_pilot 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My ex-boyfriend and I were having our break up fight and he made a rude comment about my dad and how he was coming between us. I immediately snapped back "At least I've gotta a daddy!"....My ex never knew his dad, so this was definitely a low blow. It felt good at the time, but it was very mean, now that I think about it.
2007-05-26 22:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by TwinkaTee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've said a lot of things... and I can't remember... but in high school I once told my math teacher (he was talking about tv shows) where is your mute button? He told me that he has a come-back but its 18+ :D
2007-05-26 22:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by Samantha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know if this is my best, but it's the only one that comes to mind...i was in a casino in reno a few years ago. this huge creepy looking old guy sat next to me. after a few minutes he asked if he could buy me a drink. i said no thanks. he made this huffing sound and said, "well ya know little lady (i'm 6ft tall lol), men don't make passes at girls who wear glasses." i just whipped back with: " oh yeah? well girls don't like passes from men with fat asses." lmao. he got all huffy and left.
2007-05-26 22:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a condescending ****** called me "honey" and I said, "I'm not your honey, PAL." It set the parameters for what was acceptable speech during our disagreement. (I was in the process of quitting a job and he was trying to screw me out of a final pay). Not knowing how to react to a woman who would not be "handled" by him, he backed down, and settled the dispute by paying me the money he owed me. The jerk was later fired for being... I suppose.... a jerk.
2007-05-26 22:48:35 · answer #7 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SOme guy launched into a tirade against me, sputtering and fuming.
When he was done, I looked at him, non-plussed, and said "I've been called worse by better." and left.
I heard him fumbling for a comeback, but i was gone before it came out
2007-05-26 22:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not good at come-backs. I have what I call "delayed-reaction syndrome". I get good ideas for come-backs anywhere between five minutes and 30 years too late. I'm so lame.
2007-05-26 22:49:10 · answer #9 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this guy kept telling me that 'he was a man'. After about the third time, I finally said,
"No, Shane. When you don't have to keep telling people, then you'll know you're a man."
That finally shut him up.
2007-05-26 22:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by stevieray 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋