Well... this one time (NOT at band camp) I was being heckled by some guys in a car (I was walking) on the way home from our pub in PEI. The comments were getting more lewd and suggestive as the block wore on... suddenly I blurted: "No thanks. I'd rather masturbate." I think that was my best one-liner. The second best was: "Squaw b*tch?!! One is kinda obvious (observe the moccasins and the company I keep!) you have a BRILLIANT grasp of the obvious. But b*tch?!! How's about I stick around and PROVE it to you?!!" *grin* Made my point that night, as well.
2007-05-26 16:53:14
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answered by Mikisew 6
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Bye
2007-05-26 22:39:25
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answered by Anonymous
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Never learned one. I never needed it. They always threw me out or ask me to leave.
2007-05-26 22:40:41
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answered by asmikeocsit 7
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I have had enough.. I am not getting anything out off this..
2007-05-27 03:38:40
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answered by Sea Eagle 6
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I've had enough kiss my *** Im going home.
2007-05-26 22:45:53
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answered by lyttledarlin 4
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Gotta go, they're towing my car!
2007-05-26 22:39:54
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answered by Anonymous
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get a good look at my a** cuz this is the end of me!
2007-05-26 22:45:12
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answered by Anonymous
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And scene.
(sorry, theater humor)
2007-05-26 22:40:45
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answered by Jenna P 5
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You're can't fire me. I quit.
Sorry, can't come up with anything better.
2007-05-26 23:04:01
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answered by tani n 5
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I'm going to go masturbate now
2007-05-26 22:39:47
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answered by Olivia M 3
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