how can i get kryptonian powers ?

Answer 1

Kryptonians are naturally blessed with all forms of super powers. These powers include Imperviousnicity, Superstrength, Charge, Running Shot, Ranged Combat Expert, Close Combat Expert, Hypersonic Speed, and the Superman Ally Team Ability which allows them to ignore hindering terrain. In addition to these powers, Kryptonians are capable of making up their own powers on the fly as needed. Superman once gave himself the power to turn the 'S' on his costume into super-strong plastic wrap to keep his enemies at bay. Superman can also wear his costume without everyone else laughing at him.All people from Krypton will use their powers in their perfection of the art of dickery. This trait is often displayed through actions or inactions that place friends, relatives, and entire planets in dire jeopardy. Whether it be stopping their friends from gaining wealth or popularity, or boiling away a lake that children like to play in, dickery is always a top priority among Kryptonians. This has led many people to believe in Karmic reasons for the demise of the planet, which is substaniated by the fact that Supergirl could have prevented its destruction by revealing the location of the base, or simply using her super powers just a little

Answer 2

Kryptonian Powers

Answer 3

People with kryptonian powers:

Superman/Superboy
Supergirl
Krypto
Criminals in the Phantom Zone
Dev-Em
Beppo the super monkey
Kandorians

So since you cannot be from any of these places, you would have to get some sort of leeching power similar to the parasite, then find one of these comic book characters.

I'd go with the monkey.

Answer 4

Swim in a pool of radiation and you'll grow a trillion times bigger. You'll also find that going to the doctors is more intimidating experience.

Come on now... Did you really think I'd give you a serious answer?

The most I can recommend is get a S***LOAD of practice with psionics. And when I say a s***load, I mean it. Either that, or volunteer for genetic mutation. Whatever floats your boat.

Answer 5

Batman of course. The only reason superman was ever good was because of his powers. Batman still managed to be really good even being an ordinary human. Plus, Batman is intelligent. So Batman with superman powers would win of course.

Answer 6

Ok buddy, I am a HUGE Superman fan, so I basically know all there is to know about kryptonian powers.So trust me, I wish they were real, but they are just not. You are retarded for asking a question like this. There is a type of Kryptonite in the cimics that is man made and eneables non-superpowered humans to have Kryptonian abilities. That is also not real, get over it.

Answer 7

Human beings could not handle that power. Physically and Mentally. I have seen a guy go insane after getting extreme psychic powers from the Greys. We had to commit him to our facility until the Greys removed those powers from him. We release him, but he still isn't normal.
He brought it on himself, and I personally do blame the Greys for ruining this man's life.

Answer 8

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Answer 9

Be careful, You dont want to become a krypto-mutant. As tempting as it may be, it seems to corupt peoples mind and make them do evil things. Plus you dont want Lex Luther and his goons catching you and locking you up for study, do you? Aside from that, they usually end up dead by the end of the show, and thats not good.

Or steriods can help too

Answer 10

marry somebody from the land of kryptonia and write a really good prenuptial agreement. Then when things dont work out and you split up, half of everything will be yours including half of their kryptonian power.