join him or have him put in a straight jacket?
2007-05-26 10:17:57 · 85 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
get a gun and tell him to get the hell out or else i will kill the **** out of him!
2007-05-26 10:19:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 2⤋
I would tell him to calm down and get off the sofa and call the guys to bring a straight jacket for him as his scientology has made him loco!
2007-05-26 16:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by toughguy2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hit the panic alarm for the police. Let my Golden Retriever jump all over him. When the police arrive, I'll say I think he has a weapon and he's threatening to hurt my puppy. Maybe they'll shoot him and we will be rid of him once and for al. Then Katie can live happily ever after.
2007-05-26 10:23:00 · answer #3 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh, I would love to see him in a straight jacket. That would be one thing I don't think he would know everything about!
2007-05-26 11:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run for the straight jacket before "Old Time Rock'n Roll" starts playing.
2007-05-26 10:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by Glen M 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i'd take his autograph and post a video of him jumping on my sofa on youtube and they will know about it in the insider and they'll interview me for that and hopefully Oprah also will interview me and i'll turn to be rich and famous, i'll write a book about this experience and they will adapt it for an oscar wining film starring Tom cruise and me of course
2007-05-26 10:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by answermachine 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Straight jacket!
2007-05-26 10:20:10 · answer #7 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Tell him if he ruins my sofa he and his weirdo Scientology cronies can pay for a new one. And then tell him to leave before I give him an anti-depressant cocktail and call a psychiatrist to take him away.
2007-05-26 13:20:16 · answer #8 · answered by girlnamedmaria 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd feel really bad about having shot Tom Cruise! It was dark, officer! I couldn't see it was him! I love his movies!
Seriously, though, I'm more surprised he hasn't. The boy's a tad looney, and my couch is especially good for jumping. I mean... Scientology? Seriously?
Tom! Tom! You gotta come out of the closet, oh my ghad!
2007-05-26 10:23:33 · answer #9 · answered by eine kleine nukedmusik 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I will jump with him because I live life full, I'm not an american psycho gunner asshole like many here, and then I will have sex with him in the bath
2007-05-29 15:17:10 · answer #10 · answered by SmarterthanUS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phone up the Scientology goon squad.
2007-05-27 03:45:32 · answer #11 · answered by John M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋