2007-05-26 09:41:55 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It flew out in front of me and almost got hit.
Then it poohed on my clean windshield,
but it survived.
2007-05-26 09:51:18 · update #1
OK.............
2007-05-26 09:44:44 · answer #1 · answered by ajhkgfhjdfgksj 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok. One time a dude from work was bringing me his fish because he was moving away. There was a huge (the size of your hand) Shebunkin, calico blue gold orange black goldfish, and a LOACH, which looks like an eel, (freshwater). He has them in his van, and a PIGEON flies right into his windshield, making him slam on his brakes. The bucket comes flying forward, the fish flop out, and his passenger door opens. He stops right there, and runs into a store to buy some bottled water to put them in, but alas, the LOACH is sadly... dead. As is the pigeon. When he told me the story, I knew there was some heavy karma that made THAT PIGEON, and THAT LOACH have to die there that morning. The Shebunkin made it tho, and lived happily with me for a long time. OKAY?
2007-06-03 00:09:14 · answer #2 · answered by clevnow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, get the water hose, a bucket ,soap ,either a squeegee or sponge or cloth and wipe it clean.Then turn the water hose on spray the windshield and it's all clean again. Put the afor said products above away, don't forget to turn the hose off and you are done.
2007-06-03 03:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by Wow!guitar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better than the brave bird that poohed on Prez. Bush during a press conference.
Then Prez. Bush just wiped away the pooh with his BARE hands! YIKES!
And he doesn't believe he's descended from an ape....
2007-05-26 09:45:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So, what is the big deal. There probably isn't a windshield in the world that some dirty butted bird hasn,t pooped on .
2007-06-03 08:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you asking if it was OK for the bird to poo on your windshield, or are you asking US if it was OK for a bird to poop on your windshield? I'm confused.
2007-06-03 09:30:36 · answer #6 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Thank God that poor bird is alive! How's your windshield?
2007-06-03 09:19:41 · answer #7 · answered by scorpio75lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go downtown LA and someone will have some window cleaner and a sqeegee to help you out just stop at a red light ya probably knocked the **** out of that poor bird
2007-06-02 12:00:05 · answer #8 · answered by wildirishrose19522000 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Congratulations.
2007-05-26 09:45:54 · answer #9 · answered by ☆Melissa☆ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
For more years than I can remember...that was a sign of Good Luck.
2007-06-03 09:23:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
red_texasgirl had it right.
That is exactly how I felt about the situation.
Honestly, I think it scared the shits out of the poor little thing.
2007-06-03 07:10:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋