anything at all am so bored its not funny i want a good giggle so come on people you think you got what it takes to make angel kiss laugh ehhehehehe
2007-05-26 09:09:05 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG!! I love your avatar!! The colors get everytime. O.K. Here's a joke...........A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor, Doctor, please help me! I've got a problem.'' The doctor examines the man and finds the man has a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area.
''It's all cleared up!'' the man reports when he returns. ''But what was that medication you gave me?''
''Lipstick remover.''
2007-05-26 09:14:15 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I am a 3`2" tall, 21 year old Turkish Dwarf Tightrope walker and i am married to a 6` 9" tall 57 year old Scottish lady mud-wrestler.
That my life, laugh if you want.
Shaft.
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2007-05-26 09:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay heres a joke..... One day mommy was on top of Daddy's belly just bouncing up and down (they were having an intimate moment) When their child comes in and saids,"Mommy what are you doing to Daddy?" Mommy quickly gets off daddy embarassed as anything and explains to her child that daddy's belly gets big so she has to sit on and bounce to flatten it out. The child then saids well good luck with that one, I dont think its going to help much. The mother than saids "why is that?" The child saids well when you go shopping the next door neighbor comes and gets on her knees and blows him back up!
2007-05-26 09:13:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tried tickling your left foot with your right ear??? Licking your elbow??? Watch Seinfeld???
Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?
A. A Chicken In A Mine Field.
lakokotxa@yahoo.com
2007-05-26 09:16:26 · answer #4 · answered by lakokotxa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We need to know what kind joke you like. Like knock knock jokes or bad jokes like someone threw a pie at my face. So now if we know we should try it. Ex: Knock knock who's there? Ya. Yawho? Yahoo.com Just like that.
2007-05-26 09:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at paintings now and back if the bathing room is occupied you employ the different bathing room so my instructors husband and her went to the gasoline station keep they observed a cop they did not strategies then they have been talking approximately issues so he grow to be stepping into to the bathing room and interior the mens room grow to be a women human beings cop he grow to be so embarrassed and that i think of the cop grow to be to he theory if grow to be gonna get arrested yet he did not cuse it grow to be an twist of destiny!!! hahahahahaha
2016-10-08 04:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true occurrence:
my 9yr old son came up to me and gave me a hug.when he pulled away he said."wow,mommy,what kind of perfume is that?"
i wasn't wearing any but before i could tell him ,he looked at me with the most serious expression and asked....."do you think it's gone bad?"
2007-05-26 09:14:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i suggest that you ask a question again and this must be about your small and very soft penis whether it is flaccid nor erect. ask some advice on what to do to make it hard and big. i bet you'll die laughing on their answers. go ahead do it... i'll answer myself...
2007-05-26 09:19:24 · answer #8 · answered by hacker_lexy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Famous actor edward woodwood was asked why so many d's in your'e name. Well he said its better than ewar woo woo!
2007-05-26 09:13:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's kinda offensive, but here it goes:
Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.
Edit:
Four thumbs down? Come on, what? You're telling me this didn't make you people giggle?
2007-05-26 09:11:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋