How do conspiracy theorists?

Question

How do conspiracy theorists sleep at night?

Answer 1

They don't they keep looking under the bed for monsters

Answer 2

Maybe some things are actually fact...did that ever occur to you? Have you ever even questioned how 3 of the strongest buildings in history after a few hours time came down...on the same day...when never before have even lesser buildings crumbled? (Remember the little woman waving "save me, save me" in the gaping hole where the 3000 degree fire was supposedly raging seconds before the building came down??....at such intense heat that it supposedly took a 101 story building down while Jill was left to come tumbling down instead of frying like popcorn which would have been the case had that been true.)

Co-incidence the entire military air fleet was on the opposite coast practing a DRILL that the towers were being attacked? When they questioned is this real or fake the airways were dead? Not a single PLANE around to intervene? Hello!!! People were too shell-shocked to notice any of these things on 9/11 but come on...many questioned it afterwards!

If you could somehow get your mind around "the facts"...go ahead look them up...I know it's scary to think for yourself....perhaps it would open enough to actually LOOK and listen to all the facts and come to your own conclusions about what the truth might be.

I assume that is the "theory" you are talking about?


PS: Exactly Henry...and don't you ever forget that you are to believe everything your government tells you because they could never lie...they are God incarnate...and don't you dare question anything for yourself.

**Giving RKO a solo applaud!**

Answer 3

If you find a conspiracy theorist why not ask them? I don't know any do you?

I have noticed that whenever someone begins to wonder about certain things whether they believe any particular thing or not but just poses a rhetorical question they are automatically tagged a conspiracy theorist. Probably because those accusing them of that see the world in black and white any speculation is not black or white so they don't understand and get upset that someone would dare have another thought other than theirs.

Answer 4

Conspiracy Theorists believe that sleep is a myth used by the Bush administration to trick people into thinking there were WMDs in Iraq so we can take their oil and raise gas prices at the same time

Answer 5

"Conspiracy theorists" sleep well at night, knowing that they have performed their Constitutional duty as a patriotic citizen of the United States of America.
Lemmings who simply follow along in the government's songbook, on the other hand, are the insomniacs because they are afraid that their government might be watching, and they don't want the "thought police" to catch them having any personal reflections of their own.

Benjamin Franklin once said: "When people fear the government, it is tyranny. When government fears the people, it is liberty."

As true patriots, we have an obligation NOT to simply accept our government's 'word'. Nowadays, since the Fourth Estate has crawled into bed with the government and considers it more cost-efficient to read the government press release verbatim instead of investigating anything, it's more important than ever for Americans to be ever wary of what its government tells them.

Consider the half-truths, deceptions, distortions and outright LIES our government has told us in the past 65 years:
a) The effects of Agent Orange on Vietnam veterans;
b) What really happened at Roswell, New Mexico in 1947;
c) Why did the Warren Commission seal the documents pertaining to JFK's assassination for 75 years?
d) The facts surrounding Pearl Harbor and how FDR might have known about it in advance, but allowed it to happen so that the U.S. had a legitimate reason to enter WWII;
e) U-S spy planes over the U.S.S.R. - denied by the U.S.A. until Khrushchev shot one down and showed the world;
f) The White House LIED about a third-rate burglary at the Watergate Hotel until two reporters dug out the truth and forced the resignation of a U.S. President;
g) Why is Area 51 designated on official government maps but the government still denies it exists?
h) The White House LIED about 'weapons of mass destruction' in order to find a reason to unconstitutionally and illegally attack another sovereign nation that in no way threatened, provoked or attacked the United States;
i) The government LIED about our ships being attacked in the Gulf of Tonkin, which got us embroiled in the Vietnam War;
j) Secret CIA prisons - and the torture and sexual abuse of prisoners at Abu Ghraib in direct violation of the rules of the Geneva Convention;
k) U.S. Attorney Generals who have been found guilty of perjury in any number of Congressional inquiries;
l) The events surrounding the Iran-Contra affair.

There are dozens of reasons why intelligent citizens must NOT accept their government's 'word' for anything since we have been shown time and time again that the government's 'word' cannot be trusted to be truth. As patriots, we owe it to our nation to be skeptical, investigate thoroughly, question intelligently, and judge objectively.
Anyone who isn't a 'conspiracy theorist' deserves the government (s)he gets - totally untrustworthy and inattentive to "we the people". -RKO- 05/26/07

Answer 6

They dont they are afraid the Freemasons will get them if they do. I know what im talking about Sincerely, Robert Curtis WM Beulah Masonic Lodge # 609 F&AM Beulah Ky, PM C.S.Hoffman Masonic Lodge # 252 F&AM , 32 degree AASR, PEM, PTIM, PEHP, Madisonville York Rite Bodies, Grand Chapter President of Kentucky The Widows Sons Masonic Motorcycle Riders Assn, President kentucky Masonic Family Assn, PP Hopkins County Shrine Club Rizpah Temple AAONMS, Potentate Aide, Rizpah ETC

Answer 7

THey don't. They stay awake on speed feverishly talking to each other on the internet keeping this conspiracy theory cr@p stirred up.

Answer 8

They are sedated every evening by the orderlies at the asylum.

Answer 9

They see conspiracies where none exist, and where they might exist, they ignore them.

Answer 10

With their eyes closed. Most of them.