Tell me, of what magazine would you grace the cover?

Question

if you can't think of an existing one, by all means, make one up.

We make our own rules.

And would you autograph my copy?

What would you write if you did?

Answer 1

"Weird People Magazine". :D And lol of course Billy, i would be happy to autograph your copy. And i would write "For my dear friend, Billy, who never fails to make me smile with his cool questions." And then i´d draw a little smiley on the side and then sign my name. lol. :)

Answer 2

Oh my god! Those are terrific! There are only two poems I've written and they both suck. Can you tell me what you think? You are so great at it! This one is called the razor: I thought you were the person who did this to me. You thought I did this to myself. Maybe I did, and maybe you caused this. Maybe the fact that you told me you loved me Then went at it with my best friend did this to me Maybe it was his death that did this to me. All I know is that the sharp edge biting at my skin and The red liquid running down my skin, hot, feels so nice. When the marks appear it reminds me of you, And remembering you hurts, so I runaway. Running away feels so nice. They say it’s your fault I’m the empty shell Of the person I used to be. The nice, funny, sweet, outgoing girl everyone used to know. Now, I’ve locked myself away in the ivory tower, No one knows who I am anymore. It’s your fault. It’s my fault. It’s everyone’s fault The razor’s my new best friend… And this one is called The Simplest Things... Scare Me Now The simplest of simple things scare me now, Ever since you left me My shadow makes me jump, A knock on the door and I scream The cat brushing against my legs and I freak out, This is your fault, if you didn’t do this to me, This thing that made me someone even my parents don’t know Maybe you can take the blame and maybe you can just say it’s my fault You could say that I was always paranoid, But we both know no one would believe that, But maybe this was for the better, Maybe it’s sign, meaning it’s time for a change But all I know for sure is that The simplest of things scare me now I mean it! You are one terrific poet! Email me sometime -terry-

Answer 3

Since I can't think of an existing magazine that would want me. . .how about a new magazine. . .

"Guess Who's a Geek" (because people can't tell my true geeky nature until they get to know me)

I will certainly sign your copy and would probably write something truly geeky like video game reviews.

Answer 4

I always wanted to be on the cover of Cosmo or People. Fat chance now! I would choose a travel magazine - Conde Nast, photographed on a large yacht in Martha's Vineyard (fantasy galore!)...

Yes, I would love to autograph your copy. :b How would I sign it? I'd use one of my quotes and sign my name.

Answer 5

Solitude Weekly

Answer 6

American Poetry

You read mine, I would publish that and of course I would autograph a copy for you!

Answer 7

Wiccan Times. Yes, I would autograph it. "To Billy Boy, whose avatar makes me hot."

Answer 8

Time magazine. That would rock! Yes, I would autograph it!!!!

Answer 9

Oprah and Rachael Ray

Answer 10

Psychology Today (or ) Education Weekly


(man...... I sound boring don't I? lol)

Ok okok..... put me on "Mad" magazine to counteract the above. *wink*

Dear Billy Boy,
You've gotta be pretty insane to want my autograph.... so that's make two of us. So nice to not be alone. :)
Love, MnG