2007-05-26 07:36:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Refuse to learn English. Have lots of children by lots of different men (try to make sure none of the men have jobs).
2007-05-26 07:40:34 · answer #1 · answered by CHARITY G 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A. Lobby Congress to change the laws so that long-term dependency is possible (TANF only allows a maximum of 60 months over a person's lifetime.)
B. Don't have the misfortune of being born poor. Many of these "dependents"- let's remember- are young children with no choice in the matter.
2007-05-26 14:56:15 · answer #2 · answered by polarized 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the army and get injured in Iraq.
When you come home the VA will disavow knowledge of your existence and you will shortly be living on the streets or with luck qualify for welfare
2007-05-26 16:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by jj raider 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be a single mother with lots of illegitimate children.
The welfare agencies reward mothers who keep having children..
Why? Don't know.
Just my opinion.
2007-05-26 14:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
having a mother who already is on welfare.
2007-05-26 17:57:47 · answer #5 · answered by thevillageidiotxxxx 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't get a job and do not have any tangible dreams like home ownership or car ownership or a bank account.
2007-05-26 15:02:57 · answer #6 · answered by 2Cute2B4Got 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be Unemployed Be a drunk or Be on pills and drive nice car and ask for help i guess- That's all they seem to help-seriously
2007-05-26 14:40:59 · answer #7 · answered by cabbagepatchgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Duh...just do it!
2007-05-26 22:40:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋