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Yes, you whore!

2007-05-26 07:12:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Be happy you ejaculated on your stomach you could ejaculated in a flower pot and somebody could have insulted you and said you produced a blooming idiot.

2007-05-26 07:33:46 · answer #2 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 2 0

Most definitely ! Call me! We've got to plan the shower ! Start thinking about a theme.

2007-05-26 07:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

That is unbelievably crude and insensitive. I'll bet you didn't even take your self out to dinner and a movie first either, or bring home flowers for yourself....

2007-05-26 07:20:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

And lo, a child was born. That's the miracle of Jesus, Billy!

2007-05-26 10:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by Voight-Kampff 3 · 0 0

OMG! Yes you are. Watch out for your head swelling. That usually means you are carrying twins. If your knees swell......We don't even want to think what that means.

2007-05-26 07:23:41 · answer #6 · answered by Pat C 7 · 2 0

stab yourself in the stomach with a coat hanger fast.

2007-05-26 07:14:09 · answer #7 · answered by tellitlikeitis 4 · 3 0

It's a GIRL! Congrats homeboy.

2007-05-26 07:15:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

If you're not more careful with that thing, someone's gonna take it away from you! ;-D

2007-05-26 09:41:39 · answer #9 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 0 0

Absolutely....The sperm swam in through your belly button...UHOH..better get a home pregnancy test quick!!

2007-05-26 07:16:20 · answer #10 · answered by Red Sox lover 6 · 4 0

Don't worry! And you won't start going blind until your 40

2007-05-26 07:15:59 · answer #11 · answered by MamaJupe 5 · 2 0

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