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. ..or any sort of genetic mutation?

2007-05-25 23:55:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Other - Science

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Yes, but the particular combinations of toxins are a trade secret of comic book editors, having been passed to them by comic book authors since ancient times.

In a secret laboratory on Ilkley Moor, Yorkshire, Dr. Albert Ramsbottom and his assistant Myron Byron have been attempting for many years to duplicate these combinations. The unfortunate effect of their dastardly experiments on the people of the West Riding is only now coming to light.

Penchants for flat caps, soccer, coal mining, brass bands, egg, cheese and bacon pie, whippets, saying "ey up" and "ee bah gum er's champyun" seem to be the major effects on the first generation.

What the long term effect on these people will be is unknown, though reports that their children and grandchildren have had a liking for Burberry pattern, hoodies, watching "Big Brother", cheap jewelery and old banger Fords are alarming.

2007-05-26 00:30:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mutations yes for most of them are carcinogens or teratogens, but sorry you won't have powers like spiderman or daredevil and all those heroes exposed to something toxic or radiation

2007-05-26 01:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by Nick G 2 · 0 0

The human body is meant to be natural and anything added to the mix in the whole chemistry of the system usually has an effect. If you turn out like Spiderman it would probably be considered an anomaly and if you got sick it would be considered normal.

Does spiderman exist? Only the person who takes his picture knows.

2007-05-26 00:20:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Go eat some Taco Bell and find out if you obtain super powers...

2007-05-26 00:03:21 · answer #4 · answered by Jay S 5 · 0 0

they sure can i went for a swim in a toxic landfill and now i can shoot my load thru the roof instead of it just hanging on the roof, wife loves it, though she has to be careful and jump off before i shoot or she goes thru the roof too.

2007-05-26 00:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by shakenfreight 1 · 0 0

ofcorse... is the amazing growing Cancers tumor is a power
mutations r Cancer

2007-05-26 00:03:48 · answer #6 · answered by Dennis P 2 · 0 0

actually no, it may lead to skin diseases or if you drink it it may cause diseases and may kill you

2007-05-26 02:17:15 · answer #7 · answered by ivan james 1 · 0 0

NO NO

2007-05-26 10:20:42 · answer #8 · answered by JOHNNIE B 7 · 0 0

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