2007-05-25 18:28:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No. Did they complain about what I did to them? The apple kept saying something to do with my eye. I found that threatening, so I ate it. The banana tried to come on to me by peeling off it's covering, wasn't interested..so I ate it. This scared the strawberries. They tried to convince me that they weren't a fruit. They claimed to be made out of straw. I didn't buy that story..I ate them. The orange kept coming up with those "orange you glad" jokes...he had to be eaten, to stop him. The blueberries seemed so sad, I put them out of their misery...I ate them. There were too many grapes to catch them all. One of the little buggers reported me, didn't they? The fruit bowl started it all.
2007-05-25 19:09:35 · answer #1 · answered by Pat C 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, but does a pummeling by fruit at a bowling alley count?
2007-05-25 18:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, they had a crush on me- thought they were a bit of a smoothie- so I just had to berry my head and lemon all calm down.
2007-05-26 02:35:07 · answer #3 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost, but the watermelon fell for me and we squashed those crazy little grapes and oranges together.
2007-05-25 20:14:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, but I've been viciously tripped by piles of laundry. Does that count?
2007-05-25 19:09:01 · answer #5 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've been punched seedless by a bunch of grapes.
Once, I was pommeled by a horse.
2007-05-25 18:36:51 · answer #6 · answered by vinny_the_hack 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm allergic to fruit. Fruit nearly kills me!
2007-05-26 03:24:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes and most of them were still connected to the tree
2007-05-25 22:50:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not recently, no.
Thanks for the two points
2007-05-25 21:01:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it would be fruitless. I was once squashed by a vegetable. I was out of my gourd.
2007-05-26 02:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by enzyme 305 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋