He then had the nerve to complain that he ALREADY HAD a Princess Fiona figurine...........
2007-05-25 18:10:20 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The MacManagement wishes to express its heartfelt apologies for this unfortunate incident.
Please let us explain.
The soon to be ex - President of the United States, worried
about his future employment took an aptitude test last week.
The results were let us say.......slightly dissapointing.
According to the results he might just about make the grade
as a Burger - Flipper, so he applied for a trial period.
Unfortunately it turned out he set his goals to high, he failed
dismally. He kept muttering and stuttering indignant phrases about liberal flip- flopping and not wanting to do these Nancy things?.As it happens the test also indicated mr. Bush was
a bit of a clown.
As luck would have it we also employ these, mainly for kiddies parties.
Out of respect for the office of President we decided to let him have a shot at that, but every now and then he falls out
of his role and the 'decider' (as he calls it ) appears.
We think something like that must have happened while you
and your kid were visiting, but frankly we have no idea what
really goes on in the man's mind when he is in that mode.
We have consulted renowned experts and the conclusion is
that 'no one knows'. They're as baffled as we are.
Hoping to have informed you adequately, we remain.
P.S.; We've decided he is unsuited for the job, any job
to be fearfully honest.
But we have to break it to him gently, the experts say he's been through some hard times and his reactions are unpredictable.
We don't want to push all the wrong buttons, and we certainly
don't want him to start doing that !.
2007-05-26 08:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excuse Me Sir would You mind stepping away from the Happy Meal. This is a matter of National Security. Trust Us, We are from the Government. We are authorized to use deadly force if necessary. Thank You for Your co operation.
( There is nothing worse than seeing a grown man cry, especially if He is the "Leader of the Free World")
2007-05-26 01:18:03 · answer #2 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Of course, he does. He's trying to protect your child from becoming obese! Don't you know obesity is an epidemic? And you obviously not a good enough parent to keep your child safe from catching this incredibly infectious disease . . . I mean, don't you know that McDonald's is where they breed the virus?
Plus, the toy is not safe. It needs to be re-inspected. And Princess Fiona is not a good role model, and your child needs to be protected from images of bad role models.
How could you not know all of this?
2007-05-26 10:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you saying that President Bush actually took a happy meal away from your child?
2007-05-26 01:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by Jo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Okay, so I admit I sent him an email stating that Osama was likely hiding in a McDonald’s Happy Meal… but seeing as his reply was “What’s an Osama?”, I really didn’t think anything would come of it… otherwise I would’ve warned you.
Sorry about that.
2007-05-26 01:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by sueflower 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no but i think mcdonalds shud provide children with nutritious meals for as cheap as the toxic kids meals. there should be a choice.
2007-05-26 01:20:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's been known to do the same with the BK Big Kid's meals. That big bully.
2007-05-26 01:15:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
With all the trans-fat that is in a Happy Meal, it's probably the only good thing that he has done.
2007-05-26 01:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by liberty11235 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
only if the damned toy can be considered a weapon of mass destruction! Oh wait! I don't think he really knows what that is! Remember~~he's one fry short of a Happy Meal himself!!!
2007-05-26 01:13:58 · answer #9 · answered by Fast Eddie 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He probably thought there where weapons of mass destruction in the happy meal.
2007-05-26 01:19:08 · answer #10 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋