2007-05-25 17:31:47 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh it was the cruelest pizza I'd ever seen! It sat there staring at me ominously chanting, "EAT ME! EAT ME!!" I said, "But, look, you are like 800 calories. If I eat you, you'll go straight to my thighs." The pizza was indignant..it sat there teasing me for drooling at the sight of it and sent its fresh aroma of tomato and spices through the air to fill my senses. Finally, I caved and gave into it. GRRRR What a mean pizza!
2007-05-25 17:39:45 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
As a matter of facttt yesss I haveee! Theee peperoniii jumpppeddd uppp and trieeddd tooo devour my fleshhh.
2007-05-25 17:35:02 · answer #2 · answered by JH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes actually i was. i had just taken a bite when the cheese stretched to an unbelievable length. I kept waiting for it to break off but it kept going and going. Then when it did break, it flopped onto my chin and burned my lip because it was so hot.
2007-05-25 17:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by fanny7336 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I ordered a deep dish in milwaukee and it assaulted my bowels for hours. TOO MUCH CHEESE!!!
2007-05-25 17:37:49 · answer #4 · answered by It Does Exist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. The uncooperative thing sent a pepperoni straight at my face.
2007-05-25 20:48:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL no, but I've been assaulted by a bird. It started dive bombing me after I refused to give it my tuna fish sandwich
2007-05-25 17:36:02 · answer #6 · answered by chaosx_zero 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, from within. There was a lot of Italian cursing going too.
2007-05-25 17:36:00 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not assaulted maybe, but offended when I couldn't eat it.
2007-05-25 17:35:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha i cant stop laffing after my previous answer.Did the pizza walk up to you and smack yor fase.
2007-05-25 17:43:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...when I bit into a slice, and some of the very hot cheese fell onto my chin & burned it. SNF!
2007-05-25 17:36:11 · answer #10 · answered by Sydney Paws 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋