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I'm desperate and broke, and I need household masturbation toys other than curling irons, hairbrushes, toothbrushes, candles, or any food. Please help!

2007-05-25 16:46:52 · 10 answers · asked by Moose Poopy 1 in Health Women's Health

10 answers

Try your hands, or the water in the tub. Go to the local dollar store and see if anything strikes your fancy. Be very careful when you insert a foreign object. Make sure you wash them thoroughly, or put a condom on. Don't use anything that might break or get stuck.

2007-05-25 17:44:02 · answer #1 · answered by aqx99 6 · 0 0

Have you tried water? It works great. If you have a shower head then you can use that or else you can lay on your back with your feet up against the front tub wall with you cooter under where the water comes out . Good luck! :)

2007-05-25 23:55:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

... your hand(s)?

Some people can get off by sitting on a dryer while it's drying clothes.

Or if you have one of those hand-held fans, some of them can be used as a vibrator (the non-fan part, of course).

You can put your cell phone on vibrate and call yourself from a landline.

Save up get yourself a silver bullet. They're versatile and powerful (and inexpensive- you can probably get one for $15 or less).

2007-05-25 23:55:13 · answer #3 · answered by katelybug 2 · 0 0

A hammer or screwdriver? Using the handles of course. Or maybe a flashlight?

2007-05-25 23:54:14 · answer #4 · answered by DH 7 · 0 0

Toothbrushes?? That's so disgusting!

2007-05-25 23:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by Emily Dew 7 · 1 1

Usually a partner works

2007-05-25 23:57:02 · answer #6 · answered by Lydia 3 · 0 3

a water bottle

2007-05-25 23:49:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

neck massager or anything in that nature. something that vibrates.

2007-05-26 02:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by deftonesrocka 2 · 1 0

whats wrong with using your hands

2007-05-25 23:51:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

big banana

2007-05-25 23:51:13 · answer #10 · answered by minst2006 2 · 0 1

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