I am out of answers. The person who makes me laugh the most before I shut down gets the 10.
2007-05-25 16:43:14 · 24 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why was Hellen Keller such a bad driver?
2007-05-25 16:45:58 · answer #1 · answered by painr3li3ver 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of
dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago?, the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked
"No, I don't waste time shopping?, the homeless woman said.
"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS?" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in
20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm
going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight. The
homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for
doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The
woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."
2007-05-26 00:01:39 · answer #2 · answered by Call me-C-4-Curious- 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do people say 10 easy points? It's rarely easy. You can just give them to me now, and go do something else for the rest of the night...holy crap, it's almost midnight. I'm generally a funny person, but I'm having performance anxiety. It's the pressure...I can't take the pressure...
2007-05-25 23:47:48 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Tiilynn♥ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
In the event of a tornado, you have a better chance of survival if you exit the mobil home and run straight at the cyclone.
2007-05-25 23:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by Jez 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some people are like Slinkies, not really good for anything, but you still cant help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
2007-05-25 23:46:29 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Im 52 and a vergin, and I live with my mother. That should have you laughing all night
2007-05-25 23:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by Kristymb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mofukas be trippen on my shitt foshow! Yo they be shootin right outside my hizzle right now! come back me up sammi
2007-05-25 23:47:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh! I got this one for sure!
um.......oh no, I'm having a Jessica Simpson moment, I forgot â¥
2007-05-26 04:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by *queenfairy1*Antioch California 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points for me right now
2007-05-25 23:45:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lala. Blah blah!
2007-05-26 00:47:03 · answer #10 · answered by Sarina 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋