Have you looked at his face lately? He is completely terrified and I've figured out why...
Decades ago, Bill Clinton made a bargain with the devil. The devil told Bill Clinton that he would get the chance to be president, for a single favor. All Bill Clinton had to do, was to marry the devil. I suppose now he is thinking to himself: My God... what have I unleashed upon the world?
I suppose even he never imagined how high the price would be one day...
2007-05-25 16:06:35 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
oh boy... I should have added this disclaimer before but of course people have to cry about stupid crap, so here it is:
This is a JOKE. OK? It's not a "personal attack." I do not REALLY think that Hilary is The Devil (though I wouldn't be suprised... hehe). sfav, have a sense of humor OK? This isn't Russia. I laugh just as much at funny jokes aimed at GWB or anyone else for that matter. Lighten up, OK people?
2007-05-25 16:16:00 · update #1
On that note, best answer goes to the funniest joke about dubya. What have we become if we can no longer make fun of politicians? To the angry libs: Sorry I made fun of your hero, now don't let me catch you laughing at the current president.
2007-05-25 16:23:28 · update #2
England: To answer your question, I am a veteran of the current war in Iraq.
2007-05-26 05:29:29 · update #3
It was a different time that brought Bill Clinton into power. People of that era would not accept a presidential candidate who was a functioning retard....Thank God they've loosened up on that restriction. I don't mean to imply that there's anything wrong with our system today, as anyone can't help but be impressed with the strides W has made since he took the helm. I hear they've taught him how to tie his shoes and everything.
2007-05-25 16:21:22 · answer #1 · answered by gimli_1977 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
President Clinton won his first Presidential bid because of the "Read my lips, NO NEW TAXES"speech (Bush 41) followed by raising taxes. Bush 41 shot himself in the foot with a double barrel shotgun.
While Pres. Clinton was not the 1st elected with < 50% (43.01%) of the popular vote (Lincoln in 1860 won with 39%) he had the help of pissed off Independents that cast 19% for H. Ross Perot. My guess is not much of Perots support came from potential Clinton voters. Had Perot not run odds are Bush 41(37.45%) would have swept the election. I could be wrong but he was less than 6% behind Clinton. 96 was again won with <50% popular vote. Not exactly a mandate. I was all over the counrty in those days, saw nothing but support for Perot. Clinton gets credit for the Tech Bubble. That is one thing each President gets..credit for the good and bad even when they did nothing to create it.
A great President?? He was not horrible. Acted more like a Republican than I thought was prudent for a Dem and got away with it. Commited purgery in a Federal Court and got hung by a sex scandel. It was like the good old days of Watergate. I was at the FBI office in LA the day before they were going to interview Monica. The 2 (female) agents that were my escorts were joking with each other about who might scrape her lips for DNA. There was no support for POTUS in that office.
There were comments about the 2000 election. I still find many people that think that was the only election won by the Electoral Vote. It was not. In the 1800 and 1824 elections Congress selected the President.
I guess the GOP decided not to fix the last election like the others with the voting machines to throw us off track! Right??
2007-05-27 01:44:10 · answer #2 · answered by Stand-up philosopher. It's good to be the King 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In 1992 the American Public had enough of Reagan and Bush years.
According to the prophets of the GOP (Gods Only Party) Jerry, Pat and James they claim God called George W. Bush to be president. If God did he sure made a mistake.
Also Clinton was elected by the voters in 92/96 Bush in 2000 was chosen by five ACTIVISTS JUDGES. In 2004 used terrorism to win again.
2007-05-26 19:51:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill Clinton got elected President even though he is a pot smoking,skirt chasing,Draft Dodger and the American People love Clowns like that.Just like in the Year 2000 the American People did it again they elected Bush who was arrested for DUI took cocaine,got an abortion for his Girlfriend and avoided combat service in Vietnam by a Texas Mile.Justin you probably think I'm wrong,why aren't you in the Army in Iraq,you should trust your President when he says were winning in Iraq and the Iraqi People love every minute of Living under U.S.Militay Occupation.
2007-05-26 05:47:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bill Clinton had a network of fundraisers that catapulted him to the Presidency and it will just be the same for Hillary Clinton.
VOTE for your choice as US President on my 360 degrees blog and know if Hillary would likely win.
2007-05-26 09:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hold on. You mean to tell me that Hillary Clinton is not the devil? No? Well what about the antichrist? No? Well whatever she is, go ahead and vote for her if you want to send this country to hell in a handbasket.
2007-05-26 00:20:54 · answer #6 · answered by Micah T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
By lying about the scandals he caused and somehow tricking Americans into believing him. Besides, we have to remember the Ross Perot helped him out both times.
2007-05-26 10:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by Dan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I voted for Ross Perot. Even with his momentary drop out and his choice of Stockdale for VP, he still got 20% - best for a third candidate since TR.
2007-05-25 23:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by George 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the devil must have made him the great President he became. I only wish Bush was half the President that Clinton was.
2007-05-25 23:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by aspiring_paranormal_journalist 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Very perceptive, except you forgot the fact that the devil got two for one!!!! Hillary sold out too!!!
2007-05-25 23:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by Paully S 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋