Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my b*tch.
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Chris: What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?
Alyssa: We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the idea that Jesus chose America to destroy non-believers and brown people.
Chris: I don't know why, but I feel safer already.
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Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
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Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
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Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
2007-05-25 13:49:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Peter: "Like that side boob? You shouldn't .... because it's MY side boob...."
2007-05-25 13:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by Charlie Bravo 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
lol
2007-05-25 14:17:14 · answer #2 · answered by deadmanwalking 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My favourite is the episode the position 2 adult men are robbing the abode and the completed kinfolk is contained in the secret room. they're hungry and tell Meg to squeeze with the help of a tunnel, make sandwiches and are available decrease back.. (Peter says the burglars gained't contact her reason she's so gruesome) She doesn't elect to flow downstairs so all of them spit on her and throw her down. She screams "I hate you ALL!" Stewie replies "I hate you too b-tch, no no i'm in basic terms kidding. are you able to imagine?" also, yet another favourite is the episode the position Brian and Stewie are contained in the military and they elect to get out. They shoot eachother yet then discover out taking pictures doesn't get you despatched abode anymore. So, they extremely pretend they're gay. Brian and Stewie commence kissing and declaring "Oh i'm so gay with my gayness." Brian replies "i'm the type of homo" yet another soldier walks with the help of and says "Any room for an extra advantageous?" Stewie replies "HELL YEAH!" and Brian slaps him. TOO HILARIOUS!
2016-11-27 19:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by quartermon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter: " I love you too! Delicious french fry wife!"
~After Lois recovers from injuries sustained when Peter accidentally dumps hot oil on her.~
2007-05-25 13:55:35 · answer #4 · answered by nfogey_1981 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
peter: pictures are better then words, because some words are long and hard to understand(points at camera)
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peter: ♪ rah he fleming a and we're all together ra bard, and nah nah nah nah nah nah look at all the snow in the yard.♪
narrator: and who could forget:
peter: ♪ I have all these gift for you, the-ere up in my buum.♪
narrator: and everyones favorite:
peter: ♪ laaa, lalala, laaa, lalala, loook at the bells, look at the bells. holy cra-ap here comes Jesus, and he doesn't look too happy.♪ merry Christmas everyone.
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eh he he he. that one was when he was going to finance his Christmas album.
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peter: I helped decide the name of bugs bunny
(flashback)
guy: ok, we have nine votes for bugs bunny... and one vote for, f-rum the retarded rabbit.
peter: (stands up) oh **** you!
2007-05-25 14:02:32 · answer #5 · answered by Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
stewie} "like that time bomb i put in womb
happy 50th birthday lois
2007-05-25 13:56:42 · answer #6 · answered by tfukjfg 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Dog: "Peanutbutter jelly! Peanutbutter jelly! Peanutbutter jelly time!"
2007-05-25 13:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by ~ B_e_K_z ~ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
well my daughter likes to watch family. stewie he's so cute. I like when he says something about your death will be fast something like that.
2007-05-25 13:54:56 · answer #8 · answered by jennifer 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stewie - 'When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless'.
2007-05-25 13:53:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Gigity, gigity, gigity!
2007-05-25 13:53:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋