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how much wood
could a wood chuck, chuck,
if a wood chuck, could chuck chicken?

2007-05-25 13:18:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

13 answers

None, chickens aren't made out of wood.

2007-05-25 22:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 0 1

None... this wood chuck will still be unable to chop up wood even if it could throw a chicken, the talent of chicken chucking does not affect the wood chopping at all... what is a wood chuck by the way, I've always thought it was a type of bird?

2007-05-25 20:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by floppity 7 · 1 0

3

2007-05-25 20:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by texet00 1 · 0 0

Actually a wood chuck only chuck chicks cheeks cheekily while doing the chuck chucking of chuckling Chickens.

2007-05-25 22:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by Terry 7 · 0 0

So, you have a chicken chuckin woodchuck? and you want to know how much wood your chicken chuckin woodchuck can chuck?
need more data,
what is the sex of the chicken chucker?
what is the disposition of the chucker?
what is the age?
here's a link to give you some rough ideas,, seems the little critters really can chuck wood.

next question will be how much a "butt cord" is

2007-05-25 21:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by Jo Blo 6 · 0 0

Chicken?

Just how does one chuck a chicken?

2007-05-25 20:21:02 · answer #6 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 1 0

Its not a matter of quantity, more a matter of accuracy. I wouldn't think a wood chuck would be much more intelligent than a chook, so don't get your hopes up, mate.

2007-05-25 20:35:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh Yea Of Such Small Mind

2007-05-25 20:27:07 · answer #8 · answered by electrifyingmagnetismAKALoneWolf 2 · 1 0

about a 6 piece extra crispy

2007-05-25 20:20:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Six twigs, and a dozen eggs.

2007-05-25 20:28:39 · answer #10 · answered by *~STEVIE~* *~B~* 7 · 0 0

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