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you are out shooting, i dunno.... ducks say..... the gun is slung over your shoulder...... you see a guy that you really have hated with a vengance for a good long time....... he was very rude to your mother once, he is urinating on your car infact ... you call him over.... "hey... can i ask you a question?" .... " fire away", he replies......

2007-05-25 12:00:52 · 17 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

17 answers

I think you should put your shirt on.

2007-05-25 12:03:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9 2

First, you shall never point any gun at no one you know, and even if the question are funny enough, I would not go there my friend, in a world so filled up with misunderstood hate and envy, don`t we really need to start thinking about peace and how we can make those religious fanatics to understand that love don`t come as a bullet, but as an act of peace.
wow, sentimental night for me I guess or maby to much beer ha ha ha.

Peace and love from Norway

2007-05-25 19:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by thefallen 4 · 0 0

Shouldn't be carrying a gun to start with, but instead of shooting him, hit him with the butt of the rifle.

2007-05-25 19:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by ivenoimagination 3 · 0 2

Did he tell your mom about your shooting the ducks? I can see his point... ... ...

2007-05-26 06:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by marissa 4 · 0 0

Oh, shoot the b*gger, you know you want to!

(Get real, folks, this is just fiction)

2007-05-25 19:48:45 · answer #5 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1 0

well if u think u can get away with it but will u b able to live with it, that is the bigger?

2007-05-25 19:04:44 · answer #6 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0 1

welll...he did say fire away....so i say shoot the lil bugger! I'll help hide the body :)

2007-05-26 07:33:59 · answer #7 · answered by cc 6 · 1 0

Just smack him....and leave the poor defenseless ducks alone.

2007-05-25 19:04:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

"Why the f*ck are you pissing on my car?"

Piss washes off, and the SOB isn't worth a life sentence.

2007-05-25 19:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

"Can you quit peeing on my car? I just waxed that thing like I'm about to wax your a@$."

2007-05-25 19:04:23 · answer #10 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 2 1

slowl;y put the gun down and my god..GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!lifes too short 4 that crap...
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2007-05-25 19:06:52 · answer #11 · answered by lees 5 · 0 1

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