"Who left the cake out in the rain?" from "MacArthur's Park".
2007-05-25 12:00:56
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answer #1
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answered by Feathery 6
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Try this: it's hilarious and makes no sense at the same time!
I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of. . .
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
shave every day and you'll always look keen
2007-05-25 19:04:54
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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One) day when I was chillin' in Kentucky Fried Chicken
Just mindin' my business, eatin' food and finger lickin'
This dude walked in lookin' strange and kind of funny
Went up to the front with a menu and his money
He didn't walk straight, kind of side to side
He asked this old lady, "Yo, yo, um...is this Kentucky Fried?"
The lady said "Yeah", smiled and he smiled back
He gave a quarter and his order, small fry & Big Mac!
You be illin'
[Verse 2]
(To)day you won a ticket to see Doctor J
Front row seat (eat free!) no pay
Radio in hand, snacks by feet
Game's about to start, you kickin' popcorn to the beat
You finally wake up, Doc's gone to town
Round his back, through the hoop, and you scream "Touchdown!"
You be illin'
[Verse 3]
The other day around the way I seen you illin' at a party
Drunk as skunk you illin' punk and in your left hand was Bacardi
You went up to this fly girl and said "Yo, yo, can I get this dance?"
She smelt your breath and then she left you standin' in your illin'
stance
You be illin'
this whole song.."you be illin" by Run D.M.C.
[Verse 4]
(For) dinner, you ate it, there is none left
It was salty, with butter and it was death
You proceeded to eat it cuz you was in the mood
But holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food!
You be illin'
2007-05-25 18:57:05
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answer #3
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answered by be_the_blonde 3
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I would say: "With their itsy bitsy doggies and their ti\eeny weeny T's" Stupid huh? The song is called Stupid Girls I like the song, not that line.BYE!!
2007-05-25 19:41:55
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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My favorite is from a country song, and it goes: "It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your a$$ out all day long".
2007-05-25 18:56:49
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answer #5
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answered by Jolly 7
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When Niel Diamond says, " ...and no one heard at all, not even the chair." A CHAIR??!!
2007-05-25 18:59:22
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answer #6
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answered by Kraziegurl79 ist ein Rock Star 7
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"lean like a Cholo side to side"
[[[[answer to you]]]] nope but ill go look for it right now HAHA :] BABY LET ME SHOW U HOW I LEAN LIKE A CHOLO HAH.
2007-05-25 18:54:21
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answer #7
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answered by ♥ S k I p [a] B e a t ! 4
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Probably something like "shud uppa you face".
2007-05-25 18:54:40
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answer #8
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answered by hello world 7
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Jerimiah was a Bullfrog- l.ol.
2007-05-25 18:59:19
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answer #9
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answered by roxy 3
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prop me up beside the juke box when i die.
2007-05-25 18:56:16
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answer #10
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answered by alcaholicdemon 7
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