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What did you mutter to yourself right before impact...

For me it happened to be "Oh Shi...."

2007-05-25 10:34:35 · 9 answers · asked by Gixxer 1 in Cars & Transportation Motorcycles

9 answers

on the last one I said "where the H*** is my bike" . I was rear ended and the bike just kinda disappeared out from under me.

2007-05-28 05:07:21 · answer #1 · answered by dreamwever4u2 5 · 1 0

I had a drunk stop in mid left-turn. My word were HANG ON although we cleared his car there was a late 60s Caddy parked at the street that I couldn't clear (missed by about a foot), me and the bike were stopped with the fin in my ribcage and my neighbor girl flipped to the hood. Thank god she knew these people. I was the only white man there. These folks were having a party which the driver had ben leaving, these people ran him down and made him come back. The first thing he did was try to hand me a JACK bottle WANNA DRINK? "I'm gonna kill this *****" was my last words before my rider come outside to check on me. They had taken her in the house to check on her and let her use the phone. They were really great about the whole accident.

2007-05-25 23:34:53 · answer #2 · answered by pappyld04 4 · 0 0

Yes, that is it "Ohshit!?!" is the universal statement made by all bikers before they eatshit.
Interestingly enough even those who speak different languages say it, spontaneously and in English.

2007-05-25 11:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mine was more like "Sonnavabeetch!"......

This was followed after the crash with a few "Holy S#!ts!" and then several "F^cks!" after I saw the remains of my bike.

I bounced off 3 SUVs, and didn't get a scratch, thanks to my protective gear. My friends now call me the "Pinball Wizard"....

2007-05-25 13:11:06 · answer #4 · answered by CafeTBird 4 · 1 0

"Oh my goodness, this may leave a mark." " I sure am glad I listened to Mom and wore clean underware!!!"

2007-05-25 14:13:58 · answer #5 · answered by ffroadking 3 · 1 0

I said "Come on!"

"I wasn't supposed to do this" flashed through my mind.

2007-05-25 10:56:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mine was more like "Fuuuuck, that cu/nt @ss biotch is gonna...!!....scrreeeeech ...BANG.

2007-05-25 13:50:57 · answer #7 · answered by vamedic4 5 · 0 0

"Damn! Not gonna"..(impact)......
......make it.

And when I got up: "Why the f---- didn't you look?"

2007-05-25 11:20:36 · answer #8 · answered by Firecracker . 7 · 0 0

"WTF?"

Then....

"Oh man, my bike!!!"

2007-05-25 18:40:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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