How do I take over the galaxy?

Question

How can I rule the milkway galaxy? (Not destroy it)

Answer 1

Didn't Robert Heinlein write a novella on this? The Man Who Bought The Moon?

Answer 2

By using the soldiers of Star Wars (and Star marines too)
Asking for the help of the Royal Air Galactic Force....(If the British are willing of course)...and that will make the invasion easier....especially if they (in the planets) have weapons of galaxy destruction.....or oil....\
By the way...we need the approval of the United Galaxies of the Universe....(UGU)....

Answer 3

You can rule it by offering to purchase it at the first of next year, and by voting against Hillary Clinton in the upcoming 2008 Presidential Election in the USA. If you are not a citizen of the USA, or not of legal voting age, contact all of your friends who are legal voters within the USA and urge them to vote against "Hillary."

Answer 4

Invent a time machine, go to the year 2320, go to another planet, and declare yourself Overlord.

You are joking, right?

Now excuse me while I look into colleges so I can invent machines to go into space(or go there myself)

Answer 5

i would probebly start in florida then work my way up through united states, next wold be mexico then canada, i would probably finnishin Uzbekastan.

but then again thats just me.

Answer 6

One planet at a time.(Use the force, Luke.)

Answer 7

I've already called the nurse for your medication

Answer 8

You can't. Only I can. But you can come and work for me.

Answer 9

You cant

Answer 10

by not asking such stupid questions as this one