I'm serious! I need some help!
2007-05-25 08:13:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Play Dead
2007-05-25 08:15:48 · answer #1 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use the sponge cake to soak up the ocean the octopuses are swimming in...They can't walk, so when all the water is soaked up you can make your escape...wait a minute, aren't octopuses always naked, and where did they get the sponge cake
2007-05-25 15:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by Junior 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get rid of the sponge cake!!! Didn't they teach you in aquatics class that octopi are drawn to sponge cake like rats to Cheez Whiz??!! Once you've done that, put sunblock on your kneecaps and sit very still. You should be alright. I'll bring Twinkies
2007-05-25 15:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by biscuitperifrank 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, if you are ever in the situation, which i hope you NEVER will be, you would obviously go through the looking glass, or at least offer the horde your sponge cake. you might get on their good side.
2007-05-25 15:17:29 · answer #4 · answered by Little Yellow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw the sponge cake in their general direction, then steal their knitting needles and hold them hostage with them. Then force them to produce cheap knock-offs of brand name items that you can sell for high prices outside of Walmart.
2007-05-25 15:17:14 · answer #5 · answered by spaldingpunk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find that a wooden allegro wielding a pint of sun flares at half past six-foot-four should do it
2007-05-25 15:22:11 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lay off the sauce in the first place.
2007-05-25 15:16:48 · answer #7 · answered by regrunion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Share your cake. Boy, are you stingy. You know how much they like sponge cake.
2007-05-25 15:17:05 · answer #8 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, unless it is Davey Jones..
You need an ink eraser..
2007-05-25 15:15:55 · answer #9 · answered by metoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sprinkle some salt on them!
2007-05-25 15:17:50 · answer #10 · answered by lisateric 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put clothes on, stop eating cake, render octopus armless
2007-05-25 15:17:05 · answer #11 · answered by Good Egg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋