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2007-05-25 08:00:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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"I can't control myself. She made me hurt her". I can't come up with anything lamer than that. That is one of the reasons my ex is an ex.

2007-05-25 13:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by Magic Mouse 6 · 0 1

Well when my son came home from school last year, he went into the bathroom and he comes out saying "I got soap in my eyes". Yea like I would fall for that. He never washed his face after school, dead give away. He tried drugs for the first and last time.

2007-05-25 15:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by sharon 4 · 0 0

My baby's father when I called him to say did he want to visit his daughter:
"I'm in Clacton! "
And I heard all the familiar sounds in the background and I thought, No, you're not...You're ten houses up the same street as me..AT HOME IN YOUR FLAT!!!!!!!

Lame is the right way to describe him!

2007-05-25 15:12:27 · answer #3 · answered by Marilyn's Sister 3 · 1 0

Excuse me, I need to make a phone call.

2007-05-25 15:08:16 · answer #4 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 0 0

my ex-boyfriend would lie so much, and one time I asked him why he didn't call me to let me know he was going to be late, and he said I lost my cell phone. When I asked why he couldn't use a pay phone he said.."are u crazy! do u know how much germs those pay phones have!?"

Can u believe this jerk!?

2007-05-25 15:14:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm so tired. I need a power nap. (This from a 40 year old)

2007-05-25 15:31:21 · answer #6 · answered by nc1727f 2 · 0 0

Have to wash my hair...yes, my friend actually said that once to someone

2007-05-25 15:03:19 · answer #7 · answered by Sunnie 5 · 0 0

"I'm saving it until I get married."

Sheesh, I just wanted to try the dress on ONCE.

2007-05-25 15:09:02 · answer #8 · answered by Get Smart™ 6 · 0 0

- when the person blames it on someone or somthing esle. -

2007-05-25 15:04:22 · answer #9 · answered by Here kitty kitty 5 · 1 0

It's not you, it's me.

2007-05-25 15:03:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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