"I can't control myself. She made me hurt her". I can't come up with anything lamer than that. That is one of the reasons my ex is an ex.
2007-05-25 13:46:09
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answered by Magic Mouse 6
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Well when my son came home from school last year, he went into the bathroom and he comes out saying "I got soap in my eyes". Yea like I would fall for that. He never washed his face after school, dead give away. He tried drugs for the first and last time.
2007-05-25 15:12:56
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answered by sharon 4
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My baby's father when I called him to say did he want to visit his daughter:
"I'm in Clacton! "
And I heard all the familiar sounds in the background and I thought, No, you're not...You're ten houses up the same street as me..AT HOME IN YOUR FLAT!!!!!!!
Lame is the right way to describe him!
2007-05-25 15:12:27
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answered by Marilyn's Sister 3
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Excuse me, I need to make a phone call.
2007-05-25 15:08:16
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answered by Buddy Hodor 7
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my ex-boyfriend would lie so much, and one time I asked him why he didn't call me to let me know he was going to be late, and he said I lost my cell phone. When I asked why he couldn't use a pay phone he said.."are u crazy! do u know how much germs those pay phones have!?"
Can u believe this jerk!?
2007-05-25 15:14:05
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm so tired. I need a power nap. (This from a 40 year old)
2007-05-25 15:31:21
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answered by nc1727f 2
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Have to wash my hair...yes, my friend actually said that once to someone
2007-05-25 15:03:19
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answered by Sunnie 5
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"I'm saving it until I get married."
Sheesh, I just wanted to try the dress on ONCE.
2007-05-25 15:09:02
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answered by Get Smart™ 6
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- when the person blames it on someone or somthing esle. -
2007-05-25 15:04:22
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answered by Here kitty kitty 5
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It's not you, it's me.
2007-05-25 15:03:34
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answered by Anonymous
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