10 points for the one who makes me laugh the most because I'm depressed today.
2007-05-25 06:53:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
- calling me by someone else's name
- commenting on the type of vehicle he is going to get
- telling me he is done, too bad for me
2007-05-25 07:11:36 · answer #1 · answered by Niffer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this
Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
2007-05-25 18:26:33 · answer #2 · answered by Gladiator 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your messing up the bed.....
You plugged every hole, can we go to sleep now?...
Right in the heat of it, "Did you remember the towel?....
Honey who's ed? "Ahhh man did I say Ed, I forgot to tell you your brother called! Busted.....
Hurry up it is about time for CSI
You better take it easy buster, Im still sore from yesterday..
Stop, Stop, the condoms loose in my p****y
When were done can we go shopping?
Honey!!!! Honey!!!! "What!!!!" The Dog!!!, "what about the dog?" He's watching us! So?, "Get him out!!!, I cant do it, The dam dog is staring at me" " B U SSSS TER, Get da Hell O UU Ttt!, Stop, Im not wet anymore....
Next day want ads "Free to good home, excellent "WATCH DOG"
2007-05-25 14:20:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honey can you lay with your back towards the tv? Oh and pass me the remote. The game is on.
2007-05-25 16:52:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could describe the contents of the diapers he just changed on our triplets. Sometimes he does that...he's a rookie parent, he's in awe.
2007-05-25 13:57:55 · answer #5 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honey, I thought for our 20th anniversary that Kris could come live with us.
NOT FUNNY, sad but true. Effin hobag.
2007-05-25 13:59:19 · answer #6 · answered by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!
Woops-that was a corny come-on..
2007-05-25 13:56:54 · answer #7 · answered by (no subject) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Beige! That's it! I'll paint the ceiling beige!"
(During lovemaking).
There is an actual case of a man smacking his wife because she picked up a file and began doing her nails while they were having sex!
-or-
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.... (falling asleep)
2007-05-25 13:58:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'll be "going to town" Uhhh! Uhhh! And she'll be going Uhhhh! Uhhh! So I'll ask,"What's the matter? Is it too big?"
She'll say,"No,you're too heavy. Get off of me you fat *******!"
2007-05-25 14:00:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I just crapped in my pants becaue I was too lazy to go to the bathroom when I felt it coming on.
2007-05-25 13:57:17 · answer #10 · answered by bina64davis 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋