....and smashed a full bottle of V-8 over my head.
Then she said "You could have had a V-8!"
Aren't you just supposed to smack your forehead or something?
2007-05-25 06:51:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think those nasty PETA have been influencing her. Lets start a riot to end their opression once and for all.
2007-05-25 07:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by . 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Buk...she was trying to tell you something.
F I V E S A U S A G E S A N D W I C H E S ? ? ?
V8 goes great along with 5 sausage sandwiches.
2007-05-26 13:24:09 · answer #2 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No......I think she did that because she wanted you to buy the Ford -150 with the 8 cylinders instead of that Mini-Cooper with the lawn mower engine.
2007-05-25 13:56:28 · answer #3 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That woman is just not logical. She's saying you COULD have had it but then PREVENTS you from having it. I tell you, that bearded 350 pounder is looking more attractive with every passing minute..
2007-05-25 16:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like your wife. She seems like someone I'd get along well with. You too. I like sausage. You guys grilling this weekend?
2007-05-25 14:00:20 · answer #5 · answered by KaySki 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you heard her say "You could have had a V-8!" then she obviously didn't hit you hard enough.
2007-05-25 14:06:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's way too many weiners for a grown man such as yourself.
2007-05-25 13:54:31 · answer #7 · answered by jjayferg 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
But does she roll you off the couch and put on your pants?
2007-05-25 13:53:30 · answer #8 · answered by Eschaton 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God. She's probably trying to add to that heart attack you're gonna have soon.
2007-05-25 15:35:33 · answer #9 · answered by ~Charity~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch - that's good - anywhere but not the head
2007-05-25 14:00:14 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋