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http://www.colbertnation.com/cn/user-images/pdf/bushgreat.pdf

A wise man once said:
"The lesson here, is the only way to get rid of someone in the Bush administration is to publicly state that there was no reason for them to leave. Tenet and Bremer both got medals of freedom, Brownie did a heck of a job, and Donald Rumsfeld was quote, "the finest Secretary of Defense this nation has ever had.""

So fill out this letter and send it in to the White House.
http://www.colbertnation.com/cn/user-images/pdf/bushgreat.pdf

2007-05-25 06:40:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

the letter states that:

I, THE UNDERSIGNED,
GRATEFULLY ACCEPT THAT
GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE
GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER. I
BELIEVE HE ACTED IN GOOD
FAITH IN HIS DECISION TO
TAKE US TO WAR IN IRAQ, AND
HAS ALWAYS ACTED IN THE
BEST INTEREST OF ALL
AMERICANS AND, IN THE CASE
OF BARNEY, ALL AMERICAN
PETS. HE CAN BEND SPOONS
WITH HIS MIND AND HIS FLESH
TASTES LIKE APPLE PIE. IN
CLOSING, I BELIEVE HE WOULD
MAKE AN EXCELLENT
BASEBALL COMMISSIONER.
Name:_________________________
Date:__________________________

2007-05-25 06:40:53 · update #1

I honestly think that he would make an excellent baseball commisioner.

2007-05-25 06:45:42 · update #2

kylekuyper (sounds foreign, I dont know)
I get my news my Colbert, and Papa Bear O Reilly. And you should follow suit mister.

2007-05-25 06:49:13 · update #3

15 answers

This is so funny...Keep up the good work!
You couldn't have done a better job of making the Cons look more intelligent if we had paid you too...lol

2007-05-25 06:50:39 · answer #1 · answered by Erinyes 6 · 2 0

OK! We really would have gone to war with Iraq no matter who are president was when 9/11 happened! They have always hated americans and always will no matter what, so the hatred they have for use is never going to end! They had a article were they have kids show for the young iranians, were they are being brained washed to hate us! It is to late to have any of this stop, we just have to finish this war! So my point it is always going to be this way no matter what president we have! So we can't empeach are president!

2007-05-25 13:48:20 · answer #2 · answered by ~*Sweet Pea*~ 5 · 2 1

No. And I fail to see how a bunch of weirdos filling in that form and sending it in will result in impeachment.

2007-05-25 13:47:22 · answer #3 · answered by Shrink 5 · 3 0

No I don't want President Bush to be impeached.I also would like to know how you know that his skin tastes like apple pie? I think that is creepy.

2007-05-25 13:55:23 · answer #4 · answered by Mother 6 · 4 0

You cannot impeach a Pres. simply because you hate Him! If you don't like Him then vote for the fool you want, I sick of hearing all of you libs. whining We elected him, let Him do His job, if you think you can do better then run for pres. yourself, I don't like his immigration policy(and the libs do no better) but otherwise I'm happy with my Pres.!!!!!!

Long Live the 2nd Amendment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-25 14:02:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The Colbert report is probably your only source for news, which is very sad.

2007-05-25 13:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Sorry kid, you can't impeach without a crime being committed. You lost before you got started.

2007-05-25 14:45:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i would have signed and sent the letter but unfortunately i am not an American so the white house would have just took my letter banded it about see how popular our GWB is amongst foreigners. Hence sorry mate damn good letter but???????

2007-05-25 13:47:16 · answer #8 · answered by hopeless 4 · 1 2

Give over already, he gets out on '09.

2007-05-25 13:44:33 · answer #9 · answered by Chase 5 · 3 2

I
<3
Colbert

...and I'm so glad the funny people are on our side. =D

2007-05-25 13:47:17 · answer #10 · answered by Sangria 4 · 1 2

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