LIBERAL DEMOCRATS: Why Do So Many Resemble Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell?

Answer 1

Have you ever noticed the whiny, petulant Libs at a protest rally? They all look like carbon copies of that sloppy, sickening mess of a woman, Cindy Sheehan. A Liberal shopping in the supermarket looks about as groomed and well dressed as someone who has just finished cutting the grass and pulling the weeds in the garden.

How about Liberal professors at the University? In my experience, they all dressed like they owned one jacket and had no money for a comb.

Think of typical Conservative athletes who are famous: Tiger Woods, Pete Sampras...

Now compare that with the Liberal ghetto-tattooed, gangsta' wanna-bees in the NBA. Quite a difference.

Why were the 1950's and 1960's civil rights marches so effective? Why did blacks get the sympathy of a nation? In large part, because they were dressed like ladies and gentlemen, not like these cretinous Libs who appear like they want to relive the 1960s hippie experience, complete with poorly imitated psychedelic t-shirts, and generally abhorrent hygiene and grooming.

Perhaps the part of the brain that gives people a sense of pride in their appearance is defective in the Liberal brain.

Answer 2

You show your true colors when all you have to spew about is appearance. Who cares who looks like Michael Moore or Rosie O'Donnell? Last time I checked, not everyone in politics look like fashion models.

Answer 3

I don't. I am 6'4" and work out on my bowflex everyday. You seem so upset at life, you probably sit at home all day wishing you looked like your avitar. Is this the best question you could come up with? Apparently not too bright either. Some people really get screwed in life.

Answer 4

I'm personally switching my political affiliation because Tom Delay looked downright sexy in his mugshot.

Answer 5

When your not smart enough to debate the issue you debate the person.

Answer 6

fat and dumb- does seem right